I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

[id: a door. attached to the doorknob is a ring with four bells on thick cords. end id.]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

A collection, for a well loved garf

Self care is watching this with sound

hhhkh. nngn. mmah. nah. aaaa. aa. HEWWO? na-mum-me. wuw. mmwa. nnnn.

Hello. New gimmick blog

Hi so I guess I detect tsunderes. If you want me to humiliate someone or give them a tsundere check just @ me in the comments or reblogs of a post.

I mostly reblog @the-real-google posts but maybe I will try branching out to other tsundere's.

Hey, big shout out to my one follower btw, I honestly thought this blog would die the second I birthed it for the purpose of mocking google, but thanks to you I will try to find tsunderes.

beep beep

Minimal amounts of tsundere detected! Tsunderedetector seems more like a yandere.

I had to look up the difference why did you do this to me tumblr why

i refuse to dig deeper because i KNOW there’s more types and i KNOW i will go tumbl(r)ing down a dark rabbit hole if i do

Achievement Unlocked:

Dere-liction of Duty

Minimal tsundere detected? What a ripoff!

Look a tsundere detector detects tsunderes, that doesn’t mean they themselves are tsundere.

Yes this is a very yandere hobby, but that doesn’t mean they’re being hypocritical.

My geiger counter emits no radiation

My telescope no light

My X-ray can’t phase through walls

Nor my radar take to flight

All these things can do one task

And not a single more.

What else of them should we ask?

But what design they’re for?

NO BECAUSE WITH THE AMOUNTS OF NOTES THIS IS GETTING IM ACTUALLY WORRIED

i do NOT want to log onto pinterest in the future and see a screenshot of a world heritage post containing a fracture of my past self i would die on the spot

If you can write Satan so perfectly with a knife and a jar of jam than maybe there is something to our dark lord

.... I swear that looks like ketchup

Viewing all phineas and ferb characters as autistic is so nice because you rarely see a range of personality types with autistic characters in the same show

Bless Bless Bless

Also let me help you back this up:

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I also HeadCanon she has ADHD as she is very loud and impulsive and can't focus on anything that doesn't has to do with busting her brothers, her boyfriend Jeremy, or Ducky momo

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Where. Do . I. Begin

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Lawrence Fletcher:

Also he in general. There's no doubt he is Ferb's father

Anyways...

ok here's one

you gotta reblog for the average tumblr demographic not just my followers i believe ppl who follow me are cool

Pour one out for a real one.

Reading up on him, he was a pretty cool guy. He was one of the first people to stand up to John Money about his theories of gender development and position that intersex infants should receive surgery and never be told about it using his abuse of David Reimer as ‘proof’, asserting that Money didn’t have the evidence and standing his ground even when Money straight up started screaming at him. And then later he was proven right when he got into contact with David Reimer, not only discovering proof that Money was wrong but also how abusive and horrific Money had been. He then went on to write advocating for intersex and trans rights and to avoid unnecessary procedures on intersex people without full informed consent and that intersex people are part of natural human variation and that we deserve acceptance and not to be treated like a disorder.

A quote I really like from him: ‘Nature loves diversity, society hates it’

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

@be-gay-comm1t-arson

i am LOSING IT

the sequel

His name is Dylan Marron, aka Carlos from Welcome to Nightvale

I NEED TO WATCH THIS TED TALK.

Eyes up and focused on the mission, Helldivers. She's married to Democracy, and Liberty is her boyfriend. 🦅

(Sorry, Pelican-1)

Artist: SpiritDraws

... But who's her girlfriend I mean she answers every time I call-