How to feel about Denmark
After reading Gutters: Denmark darling, sweetie, my child come here we’re gonna go to whatever amusement park you want, I’ll buy you all the Legos and all of the candy you want, and NO WE CANNOT GET PINEAPPLES
After reading Danish Slaughterhouse: DENMARK SO HELP ME I WILL PUNCH THE EVER-LOVING CHEESE OUT OF YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS *LOOK* AT ANY OF THE NORDICS EVER AGAIN