SCHOOL CHEAT SHEET!!

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OP YOU ARE A LEGEND

everyone should have this

bro. bro you are romantisizing the secret history. bro you are enamored with the greek class just like richard. bro you are ignoring the bad things and creating aesthetics based on a book telling a murder of a young man. brother.

me when the READER in the X READER has a name:

like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁

observe.

The fucking op name killed me

Something terrible happened here

This post is legendary

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its 3am. whore whore whore I chant. and he appears behind me. richard papen

Gonna put this on my tinder profile

Reblog this post to send a small fae creature to annoy and haunt someone who plays loud tiktoks in public.

You're out walking yours and Simon's dog, Riley, one afternoon when some guy you've never met all but saunters up to you.

He tries to chat you up, laying the flirtation on so thick it congeals into sleaze. You shut him down bluntly at every turn, but unfortunately, he's... determined.

Riley growls as he takes a step closer, the retired military dog pushing himself in front of you with hackles raised and teeth bared.

And still, the stranger doesn't get the hint. He merely huffs out an amused laugh as he looks from Riley to you.

"Didn't realize you had a guard dog -"

Suddenly, his gaze wanders past you. The cocky grin on his face drains away in an instant as he pales.

Like he's seen a Ghost.

"She's got two, mate."

THEY CUT OUT THIS GAYASS MOMENT???????

Artemis: I’m a top

Apollo: You’re a virgin

what love, what love

Mister professor-141

On the monthly 141 lesson class

Price: pay attention, sergeants!

Gaz, Soap and R/N: *mesmerised by watching Ghost with reading glasses*

Ghost: *sighs* A shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on, stay with me now

Price: no no no, that wasn't the lesson, Ghost

Ghost: its the only way they learn

Price: the fuck????

Ghost: if I teach them in their own slut language, they learn faster

Gaz, Soap and R/N: *drools*

Some of these ghost fics be funny because it’s actually corny as hell to be wearing a Balaclava mask to bed imagine trying to kiss him and this is all you see