rkgk

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

*touching your shaved armpits* "promise you'll stop, for me?"

Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

@ptsilencedhill they removed every trace of you this is brutal

tumblr blog presumably reposting my chopped off story about a real human man named J at my old receptionist job that got slapped onto someone else’s shirt is so weird because you can just post the shirt by itself. I know this blog has posted the shirt I’m wearing because that’s how I even reverse searched it and found it and bought it. what’s the point of it all

my shirt is funnier tbh

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.

Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?