Insomnia Is My Favorite Hobby

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

Public education dollars were never meant for privatized corporate charter schools or Christian Academies. Period.

truly no greater description of this show for me than this

I'm listening to fantasy high. All these player characters are really charming, I can't really pick a favorite. Love the adopted orc, the delusional private investigator goblin, the neglected elf girl and the punk girl tiefling. Not good at names

They got the first genuine laugh out of me

"Can I get a perception check to see if this dude actually rules? Cause right now I think he rules. I rolled a 9"

"this dude fucking rules"

WHAT WAS THAT EPISODE 2 ENDING BRENNAN WHAT THE

THIS IS A THING YOU GUYS HAVE A GRAPHIC FOR??

Hey, them's the breaks.

She has so much love to give exclusively to cats 😺

character assassination

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

Keep my name out of your mouth! [3/4]

Giving public money meant for public schools to private/church schools is a scam.

Invest in the community. Provide the resources.

School vouchers are a drain on society.

Endless Fantasy High

these screenshots are titled, "the most Brennan way to say you don't like something"

It’s so fun that for the low, low price of 5.99 a month I can watch a man’s soul die in real time.