Avatar

please, will you do this for me?

@johnelocke-blog / johnelocke-blog.tumblr.com

john watson. (he gestures towards john) my friend, john watson. (he looks down for a moment, then looks at john) john. (john smiles at him) michael, 20, gay as fuck, tjlc.
Avatar

sherlock: shuts his eyes tight and makes flamboyant gestures in the air

john: omg look at him WORKING HIS MAGIC,,… IN HIS MIND /PALACE/ (PALACE CAUSE HES A PRINCE) (AND PRINCES LIVE IN PALACES)…SD,F., wow.,.,.., N-N*UT..

Avatar
John: When you said you'd do magic in bed, this isn't what I was expe-
Sherlock [holding up 9 of clubs]: Is this your card?
John [softly]: holy shit
Avatar

they’re gonna do the first date thing and john’s gonna knock on his own front door with a bouquet of flowers and sherlock will be like “come in. my flatmate’s out all night” and john will be like “he must be great tell me about him” with a smirk and sherlock will ramble on about how amazing and handsome he is and even tho it’s fake john will accidentally get jealous of himself

john is trash <3

Avatar

the worst part about the series finale of sherlock is when his own sister asks him if he’s had sex in the creepiest way possible and then proceeds to tell him that she raped a nurse lol okk cool sick awesome quality tv content

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.