falling with style

"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

FLORIDA!!!

Reblog and put in the tags what your type is, without using physical descriptions.

the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

@staff give me fingers so i can do mischief

OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

put in the tags:

PARKS AND RECREATION 2.21 94 Meetings

wait bc im so fascinated by the results of that poll

for bonus points tell me in the tags who would play who and who the human characters would be

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

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