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me when someone asks me literally anything:
@villainanders peer fucking reviewed
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october mood…
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shadowheart is an unimpressive and even lacking starting character if we go only by her specs. she's a cleric, but her starting cantrip, fire bolt, relies on intelligence, not wisdom. sacred flame doesn't have the same utilities as other cantrips bc it's a saving throw. she doesn't hit hard enough and her trickery domain provides little in-battle support. you benefit greatly if you spec her OUT of being a trickery cleric. what's more is that deception and intimidation and persuasion - all charisma-based skills - skills that sharrans SHOULD have proficiences and expertise in - are ones she uses with a deficit (-1) due to having poor charisma
anyway, do you ever think about how shadowheart is ill-suited to be a sharran but because of how she was raised, she had no choice but to conform to a lifestyle that actively harms her? i think about that a lot
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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
I make bootleg BG3 memes on Instagram on company time
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Anonymous asked:
I love your fluffy headcanons for Astarion! Will you please write headcanons self aware!Astarion? Like he knows he’s in the game and maybe he tries to interact with the player?
(Yes yes yes yes yes-)
👾 *•.-.•*-.• Come to Me*•.-.•*-.•🎮
Self Aware!Astarion x Player!reader
- He could hear the narrator’s voice. The feminine voice playing from the beginning yet again. Gods do they really love him that much? He’s only a video game character.
- But he wishes he was more.
- He wanted to be with Tav, but not the character in front of him. The one who pulls the string on this puppet. The player.
- He’s been breaking the fourth wall to look at them. Can’t they see? Well, maybe he has to do more. Can he do more? He sure hope so.
- He makes his glances longer. He’s practically staring. Hearing the player mumble about some glitch made him pout a little as they restart. He then ended up at the beginning. The narrator giving him time to think of plan.
Astarion pushed Tav down and pointed the dagger at her throat. He thought on what to do. He lightly smirked at the idea.
“Shhh. Not a word. Let’s try to keep that lovely neck of yours in one piece, hmm? Well- this one’s neck.” Astarion then looks at the screen. He knew they were probably confused.
“Hello dear. Can’t get enough of me? I suppose I can’t blame you.” He lightly teased, walking towards where the screen would be.
“What is your real name?”
- Ever since that day, Astarion learns how to connect himself to their world. He learned how to communicate, letting his crush type where options would be, being able to hear them, and then he finally found out how to see them.
- The first time, he couldn’t believe it. Wow his beloved is so gorgeous. Almost as gorgeous as him! He really just says at them, observing and memorizing every imperfect perfections on them. Sometimes Astarion truly just stares for hours. When has he fallen so hard for someone?
- Astarion also gives his lover details and secrets that the game won’t reveal. Going into so much detail just for his beloved on the other side of the screen.
- Astarion asks his lover to be his by making a small place to confess. He asks, calling them “his little player.”
- Sometimes he looks at the screen and pouts. He will just drop a, “I wish I was on the other side of screen with you.” Before going back to whatever is happening.
- One time after saying that wish he placed his hand on the screen. When his lover placed theirs over his, he actually felt it. Let’s just say that he hasn’t shut up about it yet.
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was messing around to come up with some sticker designs to hand out at my next con and created this beauty.
Long Tara.
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people are so weird about lae’zel srsly. this woman is so Good i truly do not understand the majority of takes
like shadowheart mentions she’s half-elf once and lae’zel is like ok noted for the next time and doesnt get it wrong again
gale mentions how he’s impressed by her fighting and she immediately offers to teach him
she also answers any and all questions about the celestial realm and mindflayers that EVERYONE in the party asks her
she is the ONLY one with any experience and hands on knowledge about what the party is going thru but will still defer to the leader and help. for all she knows, they will literally be cured immediately if they find the creche but she still sticks around these fucking weirdoes because they ask her to
never speak bad about lae’zel in my presence EVER
Also:
- On the nautiloid (which is about to crash and burn), she is extremely patient with us. We can poke around and decide we absolutely need to waste time on a prisoner in the pod, she will grumble, but wouldn't leave us. Oh, we are done? Finally. Can we go already?
- Shadowheart starts arguing with her from the get-go. But what does Lae'zel do when she goes at her with "Who put you in charge?" rant? Rolls her eyes and curses under her breath even though her kin would have probably had a much more lethal response to such insolence. Any other githyanki wouldn't have settled for anything else than complete obedience - and if they have to slice someone up for a quick demonstration, so be it.
- The fact that Shadowheart gets to talk shit unpunished is astounding. Lae'zel doesn't joke about githyanki doling out cruel punishments for disrespecting their superiors. However, she doesn't attack Shadowheart even when she accuses her of stealing the artifact of her people. She has every right to do so. But she doesn't.
- All this time, she is freaking out under her stoic demeanor. She is infected. She is at risk of dying the least dignified death imaginable: becoming the very monster, she was trained to destroy. She is stuck in an alien world with a bunch of locals who keep trying to poke their eyes out or derail her journey. She has dreams where a mysterious figure tells her to consume more tadpoles. She is so alone in this mess and yet, she still does right by us as long as we do right by her. Even though the githyanki way would have approved of her killing us all and leaving with an artifact to the creche: what's more important than obeying Vlaakith, after all? And yet, she doesn't go there.
- Of course, she will respect or disrespect us for certain behaviors. But she goes out of her way to collaborate with us from the very beginning, and it's incredible. Gaining her trust and respect feels very rewarding, being there as she discovers the truth and goes from worshipping Vlaakith to defying her is amazing.
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I got very attached to my first Tav and her relationships with the companions so I wanted to do some quick sketches of my hcs before starting a new playthrough ~
Source: toherrys
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It's funny that Lae'zel (if not romanced) chooses Wyll to spend the night with, but the next morning she laments that they didn't have sex because all he wanted to do was to talk.
What I personally take from this, is that instead of leaving angrily as soon as she realized Wyll wasn't in the mood, Lae'zel actually stayed and listened to him. Or that they actually had a nice conversation.
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the mosquitos sure are big around here
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Autism wizard and ADHD sorcerer.
(btw someone said she looks like macaron. I love that)
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Gale during combat: Behold my insane magical prowess
I'm going to be your end. You want me so bad but even the wettest pussy can burn
Gale while sneaking: Please, have mercy 😩 I'm just a silly old man with bad knees,
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"It isn't worth the scars anymore."
I'm not crying you're crying
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dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE
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