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Second session of playing bg3 with my sister and she is constantly trashing lae’zel and I just wanna shake her shoulders and be like “you don’t UNDERSTAND her” but I’m too old for that shit. She just has to wait it out and grow to like her. Get well soon girl
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
Unmute !
Please tell me in the tags what made you choose them your second time through. 😄
edit: Just realized I forgot to do a show results button. If you haven’t done a second playthrough just pick who you would romance. 😅
they moved wyll to the center for good pr
Obsessed with my group of friends who ALL approve of me telling a cop I'm gonna write her name in my Death Note
My sister whose only exposure to fantasy fiction are GRRM novels meeting a deceptive character who holds you at knifepoint in bg3: Getting Real Littlefinger Vibes From This Guy
yuri moment in the astral plane
Why can't Karlach carry me like this? Big sad.
You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them
hc: nathan and skwisgaar are both musically talented but they operate on “instinct”. its difficult for them to convey what they want and theyve got awful communication skills but they generally understand each other. pickles, who is an experienced and multi-skilled musician, helps them convey their intentions the best and fills in the gaps also pickles is the only one who can read music
how I imagine a conversation between all my custom characters throughout different files would go post-game:
my human bard tav: and then he said the last six months were like a counterweight to two hundred years of misery, and we’ve been adventurers since.
my half-drow cleric tav: sick bro. I got to join the love of my life in a rebellion against her people’s tyrant and ride on a red dragon. also that egg we stole from the crèche hatched so I guess I’m a dad now
my zariel tiefling ranger tav: mazel tov. I’ve been taking it easy and taking a break from adventuring, but married life is nice, even though tara loafs on my face in my sleep as punishment for stealing her old spot in bed
my duergar monk durge: i’ve probably experienced the biggest change, but that’s what happens when a bhaalspawn rejects their gift and becomes consort to the new grand duke. Also I’ve become the world’s scariest child-in-law.
first tav: damn, and ulder probably thought the horns were the biggest shock when his son returned home.
durge: what horns
tavs: …
durge: so how about that infernal robe huh
get divine SMOTE!
Big shout out to BG3 for making it possible for millions of people to hate a character named Wulbren Bongle
