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solaine, she/they; i aspire to see the day spn!gabriel and go!gabriel meet
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the funny pinned post thing

aka the glorified navigation page because i have long since given up on making my main blog look any kind of organized 

blogs ! 

academia/writing (circees) - currently a wip

mdzs blog (sxnshot) - semi-inactive 

supernatural blog (blasphemyincarnate) - semi-inactive but like, in an embarrassing way

writing ! 

wip page (circees/wips) - currently a wip (haha)

ao3 (circees)

ao3 pre-2020 (blasphemyincarnate) - i could not handle the embarrassment of video blogging rpf and my really bad hamilton fanfiction on the same ao3 account

tags you can search for on my blog that i’m not going to hyperlink because tag hyperlinks suck ! 

vidsave, picsave, linksave, textsave (very original, i know) (aka videos, pictures, links, and text that i want to be able to find again for whatever reason) 

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nyctosaurid

the most fucked up fictional universe is all those mouse movies where mice have a secret society underneath human society where they’re fighting mouse versions of the same wars and have the same religious oppression and each have a human version of themselves

Why does Mouse Victorian London have a military campaign in Mouse Afghanistan in The Great Mouse Detective?

What does Mouse England gain from the continued occupation of Mouse Afghanistan

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obfuscobble

Mouse Opium

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fireball-me

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

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athelind

And yet he couldn't see the punchline coming.

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theragnarokd

Eagle: I can do jokes. it's all in the de-livery.

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Image 1: tags added by @melissonomos that read as follows:

besides being a beautiful joke in its own right, this is a beautiful demonstration of a framing device that I think we see a lot on tumblr and twitter. Where you have a pun that is fine but not great, and so you place it in like a little narrative frame that acknowledges that it's not a sufficient joke on its own, but elevates it to a perfect shitpost. Shitpost as bad joke plus knowing narrative frame? Shitpost as dad joke plus allusive wink?

Image 2: a reply by @battybiologist that reads "Oh my god, the eagle expected him to answer 'stigmata?' and banked on stigmata not existing yet, but Prometheus' domain is foresight. It's such a clever fucking joke"

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mister-eames
Anonymous asked:

I love and worship the beloved “mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger darling” but ALSO can we please talk about the moment leading up to it? how right after “do it faster!” Comment (a misplaced anger) by Arthur to eames, When eveyone is hating each other and themselves, and eames who really didn’t have to help Arthur (mr-i-missed-the-part-about-fischers-militarized-mind-so-i-have-to-take-all-of-them-down-myself), stayed behind to help him?, I haven’t seen anyone talk/write about this part quite as much as the beloved “darling” comment, cause eames KNEW his idiot husband is blaming himself and just went there to help him and show that he’s not alone? Can we please??

You are correct, nonnie. I suppose I never really noticed Arthur taking it upon himself to deal with the combative projections all on his own in that warehouse, as if compelled to do so. They didn't really need to take them on (or any of them out really) - yes, they were getting 'boxed in' but the rooftop snipers weren't really a threat tbh. They'd be hoofing it outta there in that van in a matter of minutes, regardless.

A: How are we going to reconcile them if they're so estranged?

E: Well I'm working on that, aren't I?

A: Do it faster.

Arthur says 'do it faster' and then goes to take on snipers all by himself. Arthur, who can't just sit around and twiddle his thumbs while they're loading Saito up in the car. Arthur, who may have cocked up this whole job and Cobbs chances off ever getting home by missing the militarisation. Arthur, who must not only must he be blaming himself for this, but he must also be absolutely terrified and cannot, will not show it. Before, the job was a long shot. Now it's a gunshot between him and limbo and whatever horror Arthur perceives limbo to be. It's one gunshot between everyone else and limbo (purgatory? hell?) and them never coming back - or worse, coming back wrong.

Maybe Eames was being cocky and trying to get a rise out of Arthur. Maybe he was trying to distract him. Maybe it's all of the above and Eames knew Arthur enough to know he was kicking himself. What Eames did was he took a bit of the load off Arthur's shoulders with a size joke masqueraded as (valid) advice and a 'darling' and a big ol' explosion - and I think that is one of the reasons why dreamhusbands is so powerful. Because we love the 'darling' line, god knows I do, but what we really love is all the text and subtext that came before it - 'darling' didn't create the Arthur/Eames fandom - it's just another ingredient in the stew.

Eames says 'darling' and we hear 'darling' (supportive), 'darling' (derogatory), 'darling' (affectionate), 'darling' (cautionary). Their entire relationship throughout the film is laden with loaded words and unspoken words that speak to their history. And that really is the thing - Eames didn't need to be there. He didn't need to tell Arthur to 'dream bigger' in that moment. Eames, who is trying to juggle a severely shortened timeline and has as much pressure on him than anyone else, if not more, to try and play therapist to Fischer, still didn't let Arthur's snappish finger-clicking get a rise out of him. Still saw in Arthur what Arthur was feeling. And Arthur, who says 'do it faster', welcomes Eames helping him out - in fact, when he sees Eames approach, his whole body relaxes like his strings were cut. It's fucking teamwork.

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yrkhn
Anonymous asked:

Can you do talia holding damian pretty please? Your art is amazing!!!

her beloved son <3

another messy sketch cause it's the only thing i can draw rn

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