Status: Alive

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

Source: It is known among the wise

"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg

"It's about who you know not what you know" I am quite literally going to end my shit

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

*getting turned on* oh baby my penis is becoming different

its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

So I follow people that reblog the same post *so many times* is there a way for me to set it so I just see that post once?

its part of the Tumblr experience

Me scrolling past the same post 10 times because one mutual had a minute of weakness

tgis is actually making me fucking ill from laughing

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌