Please look at this

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

low poly sims 4 frog chuffing back a fat log monday

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

oh my god no

I JUST FINISHED THIS AS IT GOT CONFIRMED FOR KEANU REEVES

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

What.

FIRST TRY.

well-

It's time

duality of man

Running a passenger rail company

Tnt to bedrock with the whole family.

Construction without a permit

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

“why is this going around again” [it literally starts with audio from OJ Simpson’s trial] “oh yeah”

Being transgender is really funny because in my head I'm my brother's...well, brother. But I'm his sister now! And that's both fascinating and also really weird. Because my relationship with him for like 22 years was based on being his "brother" and now that's weird because it'd be untrue to say that I am. I like the idea of being his sister though; it's exciting! I'm a woman now! But it also feels weird to me to think of being a sister in place of a brother. Maybe it's not that being a sister is new. Maybe I'm a girl but I'm still his brother? Maybe I'm a very brotherly-sister. It feels very "Am I a Man or A Muppet" sometimes, haha.

He will be recycled soon inshallah

I'm curious let's go