Frankenstein’s monster being called just “Frankenstein” is actually poetic justice on a meta scale. Oh, so you’re going to reject your son/creation for fear of God and his hideousness?? You won’t give him a name and only call him “Creature”?? Well everyone forever is going to only remember him by your family name.

How’s that feel Victor?

watch me ride woody into the sunset

You mean bullseye. Woody is the cowboy not the horse.

Wait.

yeah.

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Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

i guess because i watch a lot of ytps and Extremely Specific Memey Video Edits youtube recommended me a video called “lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says itll be the farthest hes ever been” which is over 9 hours long and i zoned out completely and got a full hour and 20 minutes in before coming to my senses and realizing “what the fuck why am i watching this”. i can now perfectly recall the entire clip used in the video from beginning to end whenever i close my eyes ((birds cawing) “this is it” “this is what” “if i take one more step itll be the farthest away from home ive ever been” (birds cawing) “come on sam”) and let me tell you it is EVERY time he takes a step after the first time that scene plays. whoever edited this together has powers and abilities i fear and envy and pity all at once. anyways now youtube is recommending me sam/frodo amvs

this is the video if anyone has 9 hours 18 minutes and 38 seconds to spare watching the entire fellowship of the ring but with three million percent more “sam and frodo standing in a field saying the same thing at each other”

Okay, I also watched the entire thing and this synopsis is wrong. It's not every step sam takes. Several times he takes a step and the clip doesn't play. I thought they just missed a few here and there, but then I noticed that it was only times when he takes a step backwards or in a perpendicular direction from The Shire

So not only did this insane genius track down every single footstep, they compared it to a map to make sure that particular step would ACTUALLY take him father away from home than he's ever been

well as i said i only managed an hour and 20 minutes of it so i defer to your assessment on the matter. my point stands (and is in fact strengthened) that whoever made this is some kind of hell wizard

also i need to ask after knowing you actually watched the whole thing: are you okay.

obsessed with this tweet

but also deeply insulted by the implication that fondant isnt delicious

Fondant isn’t edible

who remembers fsjal

i hate the old youtube icons with this fucker

the funko pop of memes

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I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done