i had a super SUPER productive morning and i was treating myself to the fancy shampoo (u know the shampoo u got as a gift that’s kinda expensive and v v Nice so u only use it when ur going out or have a social event going on?) and i came back to find a bunch of my mutuals reblogging the same post about hair, and i’ll be damned if i didn’t see that combination of events as some sort of sign! so here u go my dudes! another addition to the group! feel free to add “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles of this meme!

as always, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll add to it as time passes! and i really hope you all enjoy this one bc i had a lot of fun making it! 

• [ WASH ]:          sender begins to wash the receiver’s hair.
• [ TUG ]:          sender grabs the receiver’s hair and pulls at it. ( SPECIFY A REASON! CONTEXT IS KEY! )
• [ BRAID ]:          sender, sitting behind the receiver’s back, begins to braid their hair.
• [ SNIP ]:          having discussed the matter, the sender gives the receiver a haircut.
• [ BACK ]:          sender, noticing a strand of hair fall from the receiver’s hairdo, carefully tucks the strand back behind the receiver’s ear.
• [ BURY ]:          sender buries their hand deep in the receiver’s hair.
• [ BRUSH ]:          with a hairbrush, comb, or their hand, the sender begins to gently brush the receiver’s hair.
• [ GLIDE ]:          sender runs their fingers through the length of the receiver’s hair.
• [ BLOOM ]:          sender weaves a number of flowers through the receiver’s hair.
• [ STYLE ]:          sender begins to arrange the receiver’s hair into an elaborate hairstyle to an unspecified degree of success (or failure).
• [ CROWN ]:          having created a flower crown, the sender carefully places it atop the receiver’s head.
• [ INHALE ]:          while embracing or in close proximity to the receiver, the sender inhales slowly, smelling their hair in the process.
• [ TICKLE ]:          the sender uses the ends of the receiver’s hair to playfully tickle them.
• [ PLAY ]:          the sender begins to play with the receiver’s hair while the receiver lies in their lap.
• [ LAY ]:           the sender lays down in the receiver’s lap to let them play with the sender’s hair.
• [ TOUCH ]:           just for the sake of the contact, the sender reaches out and gently touches the strands of the receiver’s hair.
• [ MASSAGE ]:          with their hands buried in the receiver’s hair, the sender begins to gently massage their scalp.
• [ ROYAL ]:          as part of a coronation ceremony, the sender places a crown atop the receiver’s hair, maintaining eye contact as they do so.
• [ KISS ]:          the sender places a tender kiss on the receiver’s hair.
• [ AWAY ]:          the sender, using their fingertips, tenderly sweeps a few strands of hair out of the receiver’s face so as to see them more clearly.
• [ TOWEL ]:          the sender uses a towel to carefully dry the receiver’s hair.
• [ DRY ]:          the sender uses a hairdryer to dry the receiver’s hair.
• [ SOFTEN ]:          the sender rubs oils/conditioner into their hands, and begins to slowly massage it into the receiver’s hair.

• Send 👌 if you would like to explore a PLATONIC relationship between our muses!
• Send 😎 if you would like to explore a FAMILIAL relationship between our muses!
• Send ❤️ if you would like to explore a ROMANTIC relationship between our muses!
• Send 💋 if you would like to explore a SEXUAL relationship between our muses!
• Send 💥 if you would like to explore a ANTAGONISTIC relationship between our muses!
• Send ❓ for a different dynamic - and tell me more about it!

• why are you here ?
• drive .  drive fast .
• i think we should make an informed decision .
• are you coming or not ?
• you’ve been avoiding me .
• [ name ] ,  what were you thinking ?
• this should be your priority .
• let me hold you for a minute .
• get out of my way .  i won’t tell you again .
• that wasn’t supposed to happen .
• can you keep a secret ?
• i don’t know what i did to deserve you .
• you seriously think i could’ve done something like that ?
• you’re safe with me .
• sorry isn’t good enough .
• where is all this coming from ?
• who told you about that ?
• sorry i’m late ,  i got caught up .
• you’re being paranoid .
• why are you looking at me like that ?
• you’re the single most important thing to me .
• all i’m asking is that you hear me out .
• whatever they told you ,  it’s a lie .
• we shouldn’t stick around here .
• hold my hand ,  i don’t want to lose track of you .
• [ name ]  …  truth or dare ?
• i love you .  nothing’s gonna change that .
• can you tell me what happened ?
• you can’t come around here anymore .
• back off ,  okay ?
• what ,  you don’t have time for me anymore ?
• you’re asking for too much .
• i’m trying to start a new life .
• what do you mean ,  you aren’t coming back ?
• sometimes i think you must hate me .
• why can’t we just talk about this ?
• i know i fucked up ,  you can stop rubbing it in .
• you’ve got quite a reputation .
• i’m not usually like this ,  i’m sorry .
• please ,  just let me explain myself .
• i love watching you work .
• we’re on the same team .
• did you ever tell anyone ?
• you’ve got a lot of explaining to do .
• really funny ,  you’re very mature .
• you call THAT a PLAN ?
• can we get out of here ?
• i thought things would be different .
• this is not up for debate !
• do whatever you have to do .
• karma’s going to get you for that .
• it could’ve been a lot worse .
• i asked you to leave me out of this .
• maybe it’s time to take a leap of faith .
• i never want to see you again .
• can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?
• i’m gonna be there when you get what’s coming to you .
• you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me .
• i’ve been waiting all night for this .
• i told you not to contact me .
• sometimes i really think you have a death wish .
• what do you need ?  —  what can i do ?
• i would do literally anything to keep you safe .
• that was supposed to be a secret .
• you haven’t called me that in years .
• stop telling me to calm down !
• we make a pretty good team .
• i have so much i want to say to you .
• i’m not going to let anyone hurt you .
• can we please not do this right now ? 
• wait ,  wait  …  just breathe for a second .
• how are you holding up ?
• why don’t you stay the night ?  i’ll take the couch .
• i don’t need your protection !
• you’re not making this easier on yourself .
• are you going to let me in ?
• i’m supposed to be protecting you .
• i will kill you if i have to .
• do whatever you have to do .
• this is going to hurt ,  i’m sorry .
• what happened to you ,  where have you been ?!
• there was nothing you could’ve done .
• you’re all i need right now .
• i don’t believe in love at first sight .
• have you been following me ?
• i need you to believe me .
• what do you remember ?
• i’m not a good person .
• what the hell’s going on with you ?
• you’re being followed .
• just when i thought my day couldn’t be any worse .
• i’ve been having weird dreams .
• so you’ve been lying to me this whole time ?
• are you trying to get us killed ?
• this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me .
• i never asked for your help .
• you’re being followed ,  pretend you know me .
• why has it started to feel different with you ?
• don’t worry ,  i have a plan .
• i heard everything .
• do you need to sit down ?
• i have the right to know what’s going on .
• i’ve just gotta catch my breath .
• stay out of my business .
• what did you think was going to happen ?!
• don’t cause a scene .
• tell me something about you that i don’t know .
• can i buy you a drink ?
• what if  …  we played spin the bottle ?
• this was never a problem until  [ name ]  came around .
• you can’t ask me to make that choice .
• are you seeing anyone right now ?
• i need you to listen to me ,  we don’t have long .
• you’re lying ,  that doesn’t make any sense .
• you look  …  stunning .
• what are you trying to prove ?
• who died and made you the boss of me ?
• you can’t just show up here like this .
• let me make it up to you .
• there’s no way i’m leaving you like this .
• can we stay like this ?  just for a little longer .
• i don’t need you to fight for me .
• so  …  you lied to me ?
• you’re the only one that can help me .
• i can’t help you if you won’t let me .
• i never introduced myself ,  i’m [ name ] .
• i expected more from you .
• you have no idea who i am ,  do you ?
• are you real ?  is this real ?
• can i stay with you ?  just for the night .
• you’re going to get yourself killed .
• why did you help me ?
• tell me what i can do to help .
• pick a card ,  any card .
• i never wanted any of this .
• i love you .   you don’t have to say it back .
• do you wanna get out of here ?
• what the hell are you talking about ?
• i should have trusted you .
• get your head out of the clouds .
• how is any of this MY fault ?!
• what aren’t you telling me ?
• i can’t help you if you won’t let me .
• it’s never just one with you ,  is it ?
• you’re not supposed to know about that .
• shut your mouth .
• i haven’t kissed you yet ,  today .
• where is this coming from ?
• come over here and make me ,  then .
• keep lying to yourself ,  see where it gets you .
• i’m not a bad person .
• is that what you wanted to hear ?
• we can’t be seen together .
• i can’t give you what you want .
• i need you to leave .
• are you drunk ?
• i’m here ,  i’m here .  i’m not going anywhere .
• you might want to take a seat for this .
• have you been listening to anything i’ve said ?
• i haven’t heard from you in weeks .
• you’re jealous ,  aren’t you ?
• who do you think you’re talking to ?
• what are you reading ?
• you could’ve killed me !
• come on ,  we don’t have time for this .
• i just need ten minutes of silence .
• really ?  that’s all you have to say ?
• we could leave ,  you know .  go far away .
• you don’t look too good .
• i never want to see you again .
• why can’t you just leave me alone ?
• i thought you died .
• you’ll do anything for attention .
• give me another chance .
• how’s the weather up there ?
• all you do is hurt people !
• i’m sorry ,  none of this makes sense .
• you need to get out of here before anyone sees you .
• i told you i didn’t want you around here .
• is that supposed to be a threat ?
• you’ve changed .
• don’t look at me like that .
• it’s a beautiful day ,  don’t you think ?
• i did what i had to do .
• you never know when to stop .
• i’ve got to get home ,  it’s getting late .
• i have nothing to prove to you .
• stop LYING to me  …  all you do is lie .
• you don’t have to be nice to everybody .
• don’t tell me what to do .
• pull your head out of the past .
• nobody can help me .  i can’t even help me .
• we are not talking about that right now .
• are you new around here ?
• you have no idea what you’re starting .
• i’m gonna get us out of here .
• whatever you came here to say ,  i don’t want to hear it .
• everyone’s staring at us .
• is there anything i can do to help ?
• i won’t cause you any more trouble .
• – just follow my instructions for once !
• do you want to come in ?
• i just didn’t know what to do .
• you need rest ,  lie down .
• i’m not who you think i am .
• i don’t know what you want me to say .
• you’re not like anyone else i’ve ever met .
• i feel like i’m going insane .
• stop asking ,  you’re not going to like my answer .
• i didn’t want you to see me any differently .
• i wish i knew what to say to you .
• don’t give me that look ,  you know what i mean .
• you should be afraid .
• do you still love me ?
• i never thought i’d get this far .
• the world doesn’t revolve around you .
• i need you to give me some space .
• i know what you’re doing ,  don’t play games .
• you left me to die .
• i’m beyond repentance .
• when are you going to get it through your head ?
• i missed you more than i thought i would .
• i’m in love with you .
• what do you need from me ?
• i’ll kill them ,   just say the word .
• [ name ] ,   what are you doing here ?
• how can i help ?
• you’re pathetic .
• i need you to come pick me up .
• where have you been ?  it’s eleven o’clock .
• i couldn’t live with myself if i let you get hurt .
• i can’t just pretend it didn’t happen .
• you’re a real piece of work .
• do you remember how we first met ?
• when did all of this fall apart ?
• that’s not what i came here for .
• i would do anything for you .
• i don’t need you to hold my hand through this .
• are you sure this is the right thing to do ?
• can’t we try to pretend things are okay ?
• what is THAT supposed to mean ?
• you’re always late ,  what am i supposed to think ?
• there’s nothing you can do to fix this .
• you’re far too kind to me .
• can we go now ?  like ,  right now ?
• i have to do this alone .
• where’s your common sense ?
• we aren’t supposed to be in here .
• can you feel my heartbeat ?
• i think i’ve seen you around before .
• why are you acting weird ?
• i have a really bad feeling .
• i hate seeing you like this .
• how am i supposed to react to that ?
• what do you want most in the world ?