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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

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Did you know? Use the "computer" to chat with "transgender women".

had an au thought and ran with it o/

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

I'm coming in so late to Fantasy High but this bit from sophomore year where Murph [a notorious & inexplicably bad dice-roller] confidently volunteers to make a roll for the whole party and then immediately rolls a nat 1 has me on the FLOOR. Have you ever rolled a die so bad that your IRL wife started throwing things at you

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

Before covid people would to reply to random images with the word "praxis." now i hit people with my car and dont even stop. i dont even stop

u are all so so loved by me

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

I've been following the director of Fallout: New Vegas on twitter for a few years now and I can't emphasise enough that this dude is really good at posting