blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

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This is what invasive thoughts look like

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

chaotic neutral

brooklyn nine nine parenting advice 1/∞ 

starting to think that voldemort is problematic

that caterpillar is angry af

Netflix and *Raise Golden Retriever puppies together*

are we human

or are we dentists

im going outside to smoke. hope i dont run into any goblins