Feeling evil (just wanna be loved by someone that only has eyes for me)

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

Loki and Tesseract 🧊 ↪ Request by anonymous

Hey, I know we may not know each other but I wish you the best of luck with whatever you have going on. I hope something great happens to you, you deserve it. 💕

everyone look at my seal rolls

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

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the most important thing in the entire world is baby cap’s little floating head wings

fluff for @soliloquent-stark (i’ve caused her too much emotional damage)

tony and steve have, silently, come to an agreement: neither will be in attendance at post-battle debriefs. Tony can’t sit still that long, and Steve can’t stand the way everything is sanitized.

As a result, the rest of the team gets to watch the duo find creative ways to get out of the meeting, including (but not limited to):

1, Tony “falling asleep” on steve’s shoulder, “forcing” steve to carry the insomniac inside and make sure he gets to bed safely. wouldn’t want to keep tony from sleep, when he finally finds it! (this one happened at least ten times before Fury became enraged and they had to switch tactics)

2.Steve swears it’s a coincidence, but JUST as they landed the quintet, something strange happened and his shield burst into green flames. Tony, as it happens, knows exactly what the fire is, and is the only one who can put it out. Steve has to join to supervise. Tony and fire… not good alone. Steve’s got to go. what a shame.

3, Tony installs some 1940s “tech” in, and that tech is “essential” to the runnings of SI. It would be a real shame if that tech malfunctioned in a way that put SI’s money (and thus, Avengers money) in jeapordy. and really, it would be a shame to ignore the on-hand 1940s tech expert they have on campus. Damn, what a shame, the CEO and the time traveler have to miss another meeting.

THE ITALIAN JOB (2003) dir. F. Gary Gray

#the apocalyptic levels of Bitch radiating off him in this scene...iconique. #there is only one power in the universe capable of withstanding Max Level Bitch Mode from daniel and it's jack #you know when daniel has gone truly unhinged because that's when jack shows up to drag him away a la tantruming toddler (via reblog)