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Burning some steel wool [x]

Words I never say: Mesmerizing and Beautiful

This is quite satisfaying tbh

This is my new favourite video.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

Reblogging again in the hopes of getting rid off the trash on my dash

All of the above excuses? Yeah, push the button.

Good bye, filth. 👋👋👋

GET TF OUT MY FOLLOWS

i don’t get why chubby guys get like zero love.

like, i appreciate the aesthetic of abs and muscles and whatever, but like… im here for the chub.

Give me your dad bod. Your chubby tummy, your rolls, your soft chest. Give me your softness and a lil curly chest hair to run my fingers through and a beard to sit on.

I am HERE for the chubby guys. Like fuck yeah let me cuddle you and kiss down your body and touch and worship every inch and hell YES i will ride that dick into the sunset

God i love chubby guys. So sexy.

Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi / Buy the book

[Drawing of a pink jellyfish saying “Don’t let rejection stop you from sharing your work. You’re great at what you do. Eventually, the right people will notice.” in a blue speech bubble on a teal background.]

Whoever posted this is the fucking goat

Big facts

My dumbass waiting on the episode title and shit 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

wolf gently howling, rain pouring, thunder crashing. This is so dang soothing….

This is entirely my aesthetic

@chaoswolf1982

Damn right.

*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Dammit, she’s back. So, reblog, I shall!

“I’m a bad bitch I don’t need anyone”

Me: *sleeps with stuffed animals*

Me: *can’t open jars*

Me: *scared of the dark*

Me: *needs constant reassurance*

Me: *cries when left on read*

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

bless up

Please give me money money dog. I am brrrrroooke. 

Pleasseee

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

This damn thread!

Me: You don’t have to tell me twice, Lupin!

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