entp & istp, thanks!
bulletproof heart // my chemical romance
i got a bulletproof heartyou got a hollow-point smileme and your runaway scarsgot a photograph dreamon the getaway mile
this is us @yo-why-am-i-here
@entpshit / entpshit.tumblr.com
entp & istp, thanks!
bulletproof heart // my chemical romance
i got a bulletproof heartyou got a hollow-point smileme and your runaway scarsgot a photograph dreamon the getaway mile
this is us @yo-why-am-i-here
The MBTI inventory classifies iNtuitive types as those who place more interest (and often more value) in theories, abstractions and the exploration of possibilities than they do in the concrete realities of the world around them.
iNtuitive-dominant personality types (mainly ENFPs, ENTPs, INTJs and INFJs) are almost always more interested in what isn’t being said or considered than what is.
But since we live in a sensor-dominant world, intuitive behavior tends to stick out like a sore thumb. Almost every iNtuitive personality will be able to recall many experiences in which their loved ones were thoroughly confused by their reasoning or behavior. Here are ten behaviors people often don’t understand are associated with being an iNtuitive personality.
1. Spurring debates.
iNtuitives don’t fully understand an issue until they’ve considered it from every possible angle. These types aren’t debating because they want to be difficult or impolite – they’re debating because they need to test the validity of the topic by arguing it from every side. They want to see if any holes arise in their reasoning as they go, and some of their best learning takes place through the process of debate.
2. Obsessively planning for the future.
iNtuitives live almost exclusively in the future – they love considering which options may arise for them, which goals they ought to set for themselves, what their lives may look like in twenty or thirty years, etc.
Of course, it’s impossible to plan every detail of one’s life… so the plan is subject to getting readjusted. For extroverted iNtuitives (xNFPs and xNTPs), the readjusting happens almost daily. For introverted intuitives (xNFJs and xNTJs), readjusting happens as needed – but the need tends to arise regularly.
3. Viewing the rules as suggestions.
It’s not that iNtuitives are rebellious for the sake of it – it’s just that they analyze why a rule exists before deciding whether or not to follow it. These types despise arbitrary action, so if they perceive a rule to be outdated or ineffective, they have no problem casting it aside and doing things their way instead.
4. Over-analyzing everything.
For the iNtuitive, it isn’t enough to understand how a given issue applies to them – they have to also understand the global implications of the issue, or the underlying theory that ties is all together. iNtuitives want to know the intangible explanation for every tangible problem, and it can drive those around them a little bonkers.
5. Placing little trust in authority.
iNtuitives types trust competence over qualification, and they want to make their own judgments about how competent they find others to be. iNtuitives are highly aware of the human tendency to favor convenience and prestige above analysis, and they aren’t quick to trust any established system simply because it’s been in place for a long time.
6. Relentlessly seeking variety.
iNtuitive personalities are naturally drawn to the abnormal, the uncouth and the unconventional. These types spend their entire lives attempting to piece together a comprehensive worldview, which means that they seek to understand as many different oddities as possible. Whether they’re seeking novelty in their studies, their lifestyles or both, these types are always on the hunt for new lenses through which they can view the world.
7. Developing obscure interests.
Since what they don’t know is almost always more interesting to the iNtuitive personality than what they do know, these types are likely to take an interest in niche topics or theories. Many iNtuitives enjoy exploring conspiracy theories or other such ‘unfounded’ methods of reasoning, as they enjoy the ‘mental gymnastics’ aspect of linking seemingly unrelated things together (even though they often don’t believe the actual theories themselves at the end of the day).
8. Socializing selectively.
Extroverted iNtuitives (mainly ENFPs and ENTPs) are considered the most introverted of the extroverted types. Introverted iNtuitives (mainly INFJs and INTJs) may be more traditionally introverted in nature, but put any of these types around in a room together and the conversation is likely to flow on for hours (if not days, if not endlessly)!
iNtuitive-dominant types are often quickly exhausted by engaging with their physical environment, but they are endlessly energized by quality conversation. These types tend to consider themselves to be ‘selectively social’ – they’d rather be alone than around people they don’t connect with, but put them around other iNtuitive types and their social side suddenly emerges with fervor.
9. Playing devil’s advocate.
If there’s a sure-fire way to get under an iNtuitive’s skin, it’s to insist that basically any issue is black or white. These types are quick to assume the role of devil’s advocate in any situation where they feel as though the opposing party is forming an opinion without considering the alternative point of view. These types are prone to vehemently arguing points they don’t even agree with, just to prove that an issue is more complex than those around them are assuming it to be.
10. Pursing an unconventional life course.
iNtuitives are naturally drawn to the strange, the provocative and the unconventional. They may be more prone than sensing types to have an entrepreneurial streak, to engage in non-traditional relationship structures or to experiment with lifestyle choices that are outside the societal norm.
Because these types take a ‘why not’ approach to their lives (or in the case of introverted iNtuitives, their research and learning), they often find themselves unintentionally rebelling from the rest of society. It’s not that they want to do everything differently – it’s just that an iNtuitive’s lifestyle tends to reflect their mindset – and the mind of an iNtuitive is a very strange territory indeed.
By Heidi Priebe, via consciousreminder
this is Cursed
can y’all Stop. you (me included) are not special or superior or more Complex because you have an N in your type. newsflash y’all are commoners, part of society, just like everyone else.
Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.
Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”
Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.
Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious
Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.
Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”
Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.
Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness
Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.
Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments
Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.
Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently
Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.
Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously
Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.
Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly
Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.
Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos
Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.
Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day
Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.
Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do
Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.
Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook
Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.
Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source
Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.
Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies
Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.
Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses
Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.
Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies
fall out boy // young and menace
↳ woke up on the wrong side of reality ↰
hey guys i just made a blog to post some music related edits. im a hella new at this but it’s fun
Is this support group an actual thing because hermana Im deadass this close to blowing my brains out.
oh shit my boi just saw this oops
well i guess you know the answer now
ISFJ
ESFP
ISTP
ISFP
ENTJ
INFP
ESFJ
ISTJ
ESTP
INFJ
ESTJ
ENFJ
INTP
ENFP
INTJ
ENTP
istp: fear the future estp: feels the world owes them something isfp: give up their power esfp: never visualize what is possible istj: get stuck in the past estj: overwork isfj: dwell on mistakes esfj: resist change infp: feel sorry for themselves enfp: see failure as a signal to turn back infj: feel they have something to lose enfj: believe in their weaknesses intp: stop believing in themselves entp: fear failure more than desire success intj: assume their problems are unique entj: expect fast results
mbti → pantone colors
mbti types as enzymes
mbti types as bees
mbti types as sharks
mbti types as midlife crisises
mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents
mbti types as manifestations of ennui
mbti types as star wars plotholes
mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise?
mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle
mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types
mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types istp = infj pretending to be estp estp = entp pretending to be enfp isfp = esfj pretending to be isfj esfp = infp pretending to be entp istj = istp pretending to be estj estj = esfj pretending to be entj isfj = infj pretending to be isfp esfj = istj pretending to be enfj infp = isfp pretending to be infj enfp = intj pretending to be esfp infj = entj pretending to be infp enfj = estj pretending to be esfj intp = isfj pretending to be istp entp = esfp pretending to be intj intj = enfp pretending to be istj entj = enfj pretending to be istp
it’s official mbti tumblr is a beautiful seamless loop of meta content
ISTP: Hand
ESTP: Butt ;)
ISFP: Near the belly button
ESFP: Earlobe
ISTJ: Elbow
ESTJ: Under the chin
ISFJ: Chest
ESFJ: Near the eyebrow
INFP: On the big toe
ENFP: Right in the middle of a cheek
INFJ: In the heart *wind blows*
ENFJ: Near another freckle (so it doesn’t feel alone)
INTP: In the brain
ENTP: IN the belly button
INTJ: Is too cool for freckles
ENTJ: Wherever they want it to be
mbti as sharks (which are cooler than bees by the way):
entj: ceo shark. *jaws theme plays*
intj: is better than u shark. Qualifies for jaws theme but only because of scary reputation and not cos your actually evil.
entp: argumentative but in a kinda sexy way shark. No jaws theme for you, we all know your all bark and no bite.
intp: shark that can’t get a date. Definitely too pathetic for jaws theme, no one’s ever gonna be scared of you tbh.
estp: a shark that lives for the moment. most deserving shark of jaws theme music.
istp: badass shark *rides into the sunset on motorbike while jaws theme plays*
estj: also badass shark but plays by da rules. Qualifies for jaws theme.
istj: shark that lives a respectable life, but sadly too respectable for jaws theme.
enfj: shark that is friends with many other sharks. Secret manipulative side means you get jaws theme music.
infj: a shark that can see into your very soul. Doesn’t play jaws theme because they wouldn’t want to upset anyone with it.
enfp: a shark that wishes it was the rainbow fish. The rainbow fish doesn’t need jaws theme music.
infp: sensitive shark. Refuses to accept jaws theme music as it’s too common and cliche to properly represent them.
esfj: dear mother shark. Too kind for jaws theme music.
isfj: shark that reads book while eating home made cookies. Tries to convince people they can be scary, but no one’s falling for it so doesn’t qualify for jaws theme music.
esfp: entertaining shark. Deserving of jaws theme music.
isfp: shark that likes to express itself through broadway musical songs instead of jaws theme music.
Mbti types as mispellings of the word exercise
Excercise: ISFJ, ISTJ Exsirsyze: ISTP, ISFP Ecserstasy: ESFP, ESTP Eggzurzizze: ENFP, ENTP Aca-xercise: ENFJ, ESFJ Exercry: INFP, INFJ Exorcize: INTJ It’s ‘exercise’ you idiots: ESTJ, ENTJ Who is ‘exercise’?: INTP
The MBTI types as bees (which are way cooler than sharks)
ESFJ: Queen bee ESTJ: Annoying bee that will come up to you and sting you for no good reason ENTJ: Angry CEO bee ENFJ: Bee who was super popular in bee school ESFP: Bee who got high on nectar and went crazy ESTP: Bee who plays a lot of extreme bee sports ENTP: The bee from the bee movie ENFP: The bee who didn’t want to conform and is rainbow coloured instead of yellow and black ISTJ: The only normal bee. Does what it should be doing ISFJ: Really nice bee who would never sting you INFJ: The omnipotent bee god who can read your mind INTJ: evil bee who thinks they’re really cool but is actually the lamest bee in the universe ISTP: Badass bee with a bee-sized motorcycle ISFP: Hipster bee who wears a little flower crown and has a bee-sized ukulele INFP: Really sensitive bee who was writing poetry and didn’t notice the bee-eating bird until it was too late INTP: really nerdy bee who has created some dank memes
THE CHAIN CONTINUES
**ONE SPOILER AHEAD; PROCEED WITH CAUTION**
Kylo Ren doesn’t know his hero Darth Vader rejoined the good guys at the last minute: ESFJ, ISFJ
Sidious doesn’t make an effort to stop the Rebels until he tries to kill Luke: ENTP, INTP
The Jedi rarely use the all-powerful force in battle even though it’s useful: INFJ, ENFJ
Kenobi doesn’t recognise the two droids that he so faithfully worked with for many years: ESFP, ENFP
Luke takes three days of training to be able to match Vader: ESTP, ISTP
The Empire builds a second Death Star with the same flaws as the first: ISFP, INFP
Leia doesn’t react to any of the traumatizing events that befall her such as her home planet being destroyed: INTJ, ISTJ
If the Skywalker children were supposed to be a secret, Luke shouldn’t have kept his last name and Leia shouldn’t have been a princess: ESTJ, ENTJ
ESTP: Types as stares ESTJ: Types as sharks ESFP: Types as idioms ESFJ: Types as types pretending to be other types ENTP: Types as misspellings of the word “exercise” ENTJ: Types as popular companies ENFP: Types as valentines ENFJ: Types as bees ISTP: Types as cool guys who don’t look at explosions ISTJ: Types as letters of the alphabet ISFP: Types as coping mechanisms ISFJ: Types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle INTP: Types as Star Wars plotholes INTJ: Types as things that suck about New Years INFP: Types as potatoes INFJ: Types as possessed objects
This post is all the MBTI garbage on Tumblr compressed into one single unit.
MBTI TYPES AS THE MISSPELLING OF EXERCISE
ENTP: exorcise
ENTJ: exercize
INTP: exarcise
INTJ: Guys, wtf it is exercise -_-
ENFP: exeeercise
ENFJ: eksercize
INFP: eksercise
INFJ: exersise
ESTP: exercisse
ESTJ: exircize
ISTP: exarcise
ISTJ: ixercise
ESFP: exercis
ESFJ: eksarciz
ISFP: iksarcise
ISFJ: exurcise
INTJ: Germany
INTP: India
ENTJ: China
ENTP: Greece
INFJ: Mexico
INFP: Switzerland
ENFJ: Portugal
ENFP: South Korea
ISFJ: Canada
ISFP: Italy
ESFJ: France
ESFP: Spain
ISTJ: Japan
ISTP: Singapore
ESTP: USA
ESTJ: North Korea
…and the type you always wanted to be!
I´ll start!
INTP –> ESTJ
INTJ -> ESTP
ENFP -> ENTJ
ENFP -> INFJ
ENTP -> ENTP
I mean, come on
INTP -> was INTJ, then I realised how great we are?
ENTP -> ENTP
@e-n-tea-p You. You get me.
E - But hates most social interactions
N - But is an adrenaline junkie
T - But memes overrule logic
P - But likes organizing (arbitrary) things