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Link in bio. What will he learn?

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the Biden admin "inquiring with the Government of Israel" about some heinous crime against humanity Israel has committed is basically a way of publicly signalling that nothing will happen and that they're hoping people will move on to the next Israeli atrocity and forget about the previous one.

I'll be calling this a "Dubious Grandma phenomenon"

1985 John Harris cover art to The Corridors of Time, by Poul Anderson

Crying laughing over "the new women they make in the factories"

tiktok voice: bro really rocking the gargamel's view! (Translators Note: A "Gargamel's View" is a term for if someone has a tiny "smurf house" surrounded by a forest of pubic hair.)

Auntie Maya

everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health

Simon Larbalestier, Pixies, Spike, London, 1989

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

David Brian Smith (British, b. 1981), Still, 2016. Oil on herringbone linen,140 x 175.5 cm

count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

im not asking for much here