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Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

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Anonymous asked:

Headcannons for Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan teasing the reader like they do with Tom? (If Tom could be included, that'd be cool! If not, that's awesome as well!)

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  • They call you 'kid' a lot.
  • Anthony always says you don't ever do anything.
  • Sebastian says you're a total dork.
  • They always mess up your hair.
  • Sebastian picks you up alot and pretends like he's going to throw you.
  • Anthony will make fun of you and Tom all day.
  • "Oh Y/N? They think they're all that! They're a problem. I mean what are you even doing, Y/N?" Anthony says and rolls his eyes.
  • Sebastian laughs as you answer a question in an interview, "That is a total lie, and you know it! You are such a brat!"
  • They always act like they hate you.
  • Always saying your a problem.
  • Tom and you team up to try and get back at them.
  • You and Tom pull pranks on them but they get you back for it.
  • Sebastian and Anthony steal Tom's juice boxes all the time.
  • They stole your costume once and dyed it pink.
  • They pick on you all the time but they still love you like family and would stuck up for you... if that had to.
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A Special Announcement

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x reader, platonic!Avengers x reader

Word Count: 696

Warnings: Nothing just some cute fluff

A/N: Sorry it’s so short. I didn’t have much time but I just got an idea and wanted to write it down. Hope you like it!

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A Beautiful Future Together

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: Fluff I guess.

Requested by: @nat-blossom

Request: Reader is pregnant, Natasha doesn’t stop falling even more in love with her and doesn’t stop thinking about how her life is now and how happy she is, maybe she assures the reader by saying how beautiful she is and that she won’t abandon her, with the hormones and desires Nat has to deal with it. Maybe you can add a part when they having the baby at birth. At home Nat does her best to help reader because she is very tired when she has to wake up at dawn because the baby cries a lot.

  1. маленькая мышь means ‘little mouse’ in Russian.
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Anonymous asked:

Hii may I request headcanons for reader and Natasha where reader is an androgynous tomboy? Like with really short hair, sweatshirts and pants? Like no one can tell whether they are a boy or girl but the reader is a girl? 😅😅😅I'm so sooory this is weird you can skip this if it's uncomfortable

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  • Nat loves your short hair.
  • She gives u home haircuts, trims it when it gets to long and cleans it up some too.
  • When she has to leave for missions she packs a pair of your sweatpants and a hoodie of yours.
  • When the teo of you have down time she plays with your hair and runs her hands through it.
  • She always wants to try new things with your hair.
  • Like dying it, cutting it, giving you an undercut, putting designs in the undercut she gave you.
  • She loves your style.
  • The Masculine style.
  • She thinks it suits you.
  • Loves taking you as her plus one just to see you in a suit.
  • Does your tie for you.
  • Buys you goofy ties with crazy bold designs on them.
  • One time someone thought that you were a man and Nat made sure they knew she was gay for you.
  • An older woman commented about how you were a very "handsome young man". Nat looked her dead in the eye and said, "Ma'am she's a very handsome woman and I am a happily gay woman. I'd rather die than suck a dick. Well... a man's dick."
  • That woman was so shocked she just walked away and didn'tsay anything.
  • Nat always laughs at the memory.
  • You're both used to it but it's always funny when you get to say you're actually a woman.
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tagged by @alotofpockets from this post

xoxo

favorite color: pastel pink, a specific color of blue / grey, lavender.

currently reading: little women by louisa may alcott. i prefer classic literature.

last song listened to: 1980s horror film ii.

last series watched: grey’s anatomy, always grey’s.

last movie watched: encanto, of course.

sweet, savory, or spicy: spicy 🔥

currently working on: too much. art, fanfics for @hoe4flo , potential novel, etc.

tags, if you would like: @wandaswifeyforlifey & @themarvelprince

Thank you for tagging me in this hun!

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favorite color: I can’t choose just one. I’m always stuck between a dark red, a deep blue and a forest green.

currently reading:

last song listened to: Blower’s Daughter by Damien Rice

last series watched: Arcane 😮‍💨

last movie watched: Encanto because it hits close to home 🥲

Sweet, savory, or spicy: I have an insane sweet tooth, so sweet. :)

currently working on: fanfic prompts and making a skateboard

Tags: @svftpetker & @scarthefangirl no pressure though!!!

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svftpetker

Thank you darlin😌🤍

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Favorite Color: I think it's dark purple

Currently reading:

Last song I listened to: Was habt ihr gedacht by Wincent Weiss

Last series watched: Hawkeye

Last movie watched: Iron Man 3

Sweet,savory or spicy: sweet

Currently working on: get a life?...

Tags, if you want to: @youreatotalposer @nats-dreamland

Thanks for the tag! 🧡✨

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favourite colour: light green and light blue, any light colour really :)

currently reading: the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo || also reading Coraline

last song listened to: girls girls girls by FLETCHER

last series watched: either Hawkeye or TLOK

last movie watched: encanto…always encanto right now

sweet, savoury, or spicy: savoury unless the sweet is fruity then I can’t choose

currently working on: requests, one of my series, my mental health :’)

As always, no pressure tags: @natsfirecat @nameforthemain / @imagine-knowing-a-name @idkwhygregg

omg thanks for the tag :)

favourite colour: lavender purple 💜

currently reading: the last tycoon by F. Scott Fitzgerald !!

last song listened to: I couldn’t sleep a wink last night by Frank Sinatra (guys i’m writing a 1950s fic so i’m like been listening exclusively to oldies jazz🤚🏼)

last series watched: Boba Fett!! but i‘m making my way to finishing One Tree Hill lol

last movie watched: uhh Mr. Holland’s Opus? i did also watch a documentary on Marilyn Monroe ? does that count ??

sweet, savoury, or spicy: savoury cause i love bread and carbs but also sweet cause your girl loves a good canolli 😌

currently working on: a few fics and also just a lot of work graphics :)

No Pressure Tags: @simpfornatasharomanoff @lynxwhispurrs @dilbaro @clueless-sapphic @bisexual-chupacabra @buckystarlight @natsfirecat and anyone else who would like to do it :)

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:oo thanks for tagging me!

favourite colour: uhh-the colour of the sky post. idk i've just been admiring the sky a lot recently

currently reading: The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

last song listened to: Pretty Face by Public (my fav atm)

last series watched: DOTA: Dragon's Blood. Book 2 !!

last movie watched: Green Snake (sequel to White Snake) (the ending destroyed me)

sweet, savoury or spicy: really depends on the moment but i found this beautiful brioche bread recently so savoury

currently working on: a few httyd reqs plus a heathstrid fic because they own my whole heart ;)) and of course various art pieces cause i'm tryna push through an art block :')

no pressure tags: @themagnificentmx @starryparchments @8bitscarlet @pussy-puncher @babysquirrelyou anyone else who wants to join in :P

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favorite color: green ofc

currently reading: Rumple Buttercup: A Story of Bananas, Belonging, and Being Yourself by Matthew Gray Gubler

last song listened to: daphne did it by cleopatrick

last series watched: Golden Girls (in honor of betty)

last movie watched: The Book of Life

sweet, savory or spicy: savory. 100%

currently working on: motivation for writing :((

no pressure tags: idk man @swords-are-cool @the-cowboy-spy @lesbian-deadpool @explicitidiot @emilyprentissslut @yelenabelovasgf @agentpolarbear

#tag game#not marvel#reblog game#get to know me game
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