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watermelon taffy whore

@kennabeth / kennabeth.tumblr.com

she/her | fantasy freak // stop soliciting in my dms!! fuck!!
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whenever someone in a story tells a character they're training to fight to treat their weapon like an extension of themselves i always feel like more weight should be put on that statement. on the implication that in learning to wield a weapon you must become it. you must make it a part of you. you must walk down a path from which you will never be able to come back from.

weapons should mold to their wielders like grafts. great warriors should appear fused to their blades, and unbalanced - amputated - without them. their hands should be unsteady without the grip and weight of a killing instrument. there should be more body horror in the choice to take up arms.

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[Un]conscionably, Tolkien's works have been severely underrepresented in the world of Tumblr sexymen. Now is[n't] the time to change that.

On a related note, did you know there is a Sexypedia Wiki? The research I do for these polls continues to surprise.

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konartiste

Where is Éomer on this list?

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kylobith

GRIMA WORMTONGUE????? AND NO FARAMIR???

No Haldir?

Also... Shelob is a dude?

Maybe I should have been a bit more explicit about the concept of "tumblr sexyman" than just linking the wiki...

According to Urban Dictionary:

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be. Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”

And the Sexypedia wiki maintains a list of common sexyman tropes.

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anyway my plan this year for vacation is to car camp on spruce knob so I can stargaze, if I have to do it illegally I will

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