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ghost choir 👻 🎵
I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET
I WAS WRONG
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE
Happy Halloween the 1st!
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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:
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I SAID
OO GIRL
fuck me like electric eel
not the lyrics.
grow up cunt
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”
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Manga Itadori: I’m going to swallow this finger like food to save this handsome dude I barely know!
Anime Itadori: I’m going to swallow this finger because it is the only option left to save this handsome dude I barley know!
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Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
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bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches
this post came into my kitchen and knocked me out with a wok
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what is your Spotify Wrapped 2021 Audio Aura
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museum studies goofs, 2/?
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I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
ittybittylittleworld
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
YES. I FOUND THE THING, IF ANYONE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE TEXT BOOKS LIKE ME, THEN GO HERE OKAY?
fall-out-boy-imagines-and-stuff
reblogging to remember and help for u guys
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hardcover or paperback? bookstore or library? bookmark or receipt? stand alone or series? nonfiction or fiction? thriller or fantasy? under 300 pages or over 300 pages? children’s or ya? friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? read in bed or read on the couch? read at night or read in the morning? keep pristine or markup? cracked spine or dog ear?
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I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.
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It’s Pride y’all
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U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right
papianoraps
This is gonna be iconic of our century
theoneandonlyfestiverobin
Why do I love it
It’s April 23rd and the days are starting to blur together. She has finally run out of her everlasting toothpaste along with her saving grace of bottled water and has to make a run into town. She looked out her window and decided that instead of walking she’ll take her neighbors purple sun-bleached run-down car that looks like if anyone shut the door too harshly it would collapse like a house of cards. The car would be faster to get away in when heading in and out of the local Walgreens a few minutes away on the corner of misery and death. Usually, people would hate to live in such a small town surrounded by forests where someone would be more likely to spot bigfoot but in these trying times, it's a blessing disguised as two kids in a trench coat trying to get into an R-rated movie. Once in town and out of the stuffy car the place is still as eerily quiet as her last visit into town. When she enters the store it looks exactly like it did several weeks ago, run-down and deserted with every beer shelf empty along with the condoms. “Guess once it’s apocalypse now it's better to go out with a bang.” She muttered to herself scoffing at the sheer stupidity of other people. Although, being left behind like Kevin in Home Alone isn’t too bad especially when it caused the number of Others to decrease without a sufficient food source. Hopefully, I don’t run into any of them while in town but with my luck, I highly doubt it. And with that foreboding thought, she ventured further into the Walgreens oblivious to the eyes that watched her every movement as she perused through the aisles.
And as she walked though the streets with trash littered as far as the eye can see, the sun no longer a bright cheery yellow but a dull burning crimson, and not a sound of life to be heard she knew it was time. That they had finally run out of chances, and this was it. That her story was finally over after all of those trials she went through. It was all for nothing in the end.