You Are So Full Of Beans

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you

the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there

concerts should be 1-2 dollars and i get to pick the venue

Buying a car

English added by me :)

*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes

Mourning doves showing love today on Earth

yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better

-_- whatevr. *frolics off*

I’ve been suffering from itchy nipples for a while

you don’t have to post everything i’m just saying

And you don’t have to post that little freak from dungeon meshi but here we are

oh so the nipple scratcher is inciting war with chilchuck nation? choose your next words wisely

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

friendship beam. explode