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Whump. What else did you expect?

@whump-it-like-its-hot / whump-it-like-its-hot.tumblr.com

This is mostly a Whump blog, by now there’s also some personal rambling, posts about my OCs and other random stuff :) Name’s Pyro, Pronouns He/They, and I’m an adult. Check the pinned post for more info!
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So, lets do this once more and properly.

Hey there! Nice to see you have found your way to my funky little blog here. As mentioned in the header, this is a Whump blog where I'll also ocassionally post some other unrelated stuff, but the main focus will remain on Whump and similar themes.

About me? I'm Pyro, a young adult and my pronouns are He/They. I'm autistic and I have memory issues, so if I don't respond to a tag/ask/dm, or act in a way that's otherwise odd, I can assure you it's not maliciously intended.

Info about what I'll post here, as well as some other important stuff is under the cut!

Mini disclaimer: When I talk about Loki in my tags, I’m talking about my OC Loki, not MCU Loki, just to clear up confusion :)

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Whumpee woke up; their body's burning. They feel streaks of liquid dripping down their limbs and chest. Parts of their skin feel cold, exposed and open.

"There you are," Whumper smiled, moving whumpees hair out of their face with a bloody knife.

"You passed out on me."

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You know what I love? When characters are almost unconscious, but not quite.

Slumped over, a complete ragdoll in the others’ hands, but alert enough to groan softly at different sensations, eyes hooded and glazed, just wide enough to gather a blurry image of their surroundings. Though they’re dizzy and their limbs feel like lead, they gain comfort in the others’ touch, unconsciously leaning into them, eyelids fluttering in hazy relief at the soothing, concerned gestures. 

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tired of characters who put up a tough guy act only for it to be a facade. tired of characters whose marker of love is that they start acting softer. i need characters who get worse. ruder. meaner. i need characters who get rabid and possessive when they love someone. please let me have my disgusting mean characters i am begging you i need these people to step on me not to tell me "uwu i'd step on everyone but you bc i loooove you"

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"Who is that?" A voice asks.

"I don't know, found them like this. Do you think they're going to make it?"

"I-... Just look at them. Who would do something like that-?"

The voices dissipate as whumpee groaned and scrunched their face. They find they're unable to open their eyes.

The voices remain silent, but whumpee can feel frantic movement around them. A hand takes the back of their head and leans them up. Pain spikes through a head as they wince. They were about to groan, but a warm spoon got pressed through their lips.

"It's just soup. Please, drink as much as you can, you'll need your strength. I know you're in pain. It'll pass."

Whumpee manages to open a single eye. Someone is crouched over them supporting their head. Another sits not far behind, holding a steaming bowl filling the room with a savory scent.

"Their eye is open." One whispers.

"That's a good sign, but I hope they just sleep this off. Just look at them... They must be in so much pai-"

That was the last thing whumpee heard before drifting back off to sleep.

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federaliszt

Presumed Dead

This might be a niche interest but personally I love when a kidnapped character has been mia for months, maybe even a few years, to the point when everyone else in their life has basically run out of gas trying to find them. They've tried everything. No leads. The authorities have stopped searching, everyone has called it quits. They've all mourned and grieved and cried, but basically they've all started trying to pick up the pieces and move on with their lives.

Only for the bad guy who captured the kidnapped character to whip them out as the ace up their sleeve in a negotiation when their own back is up against the wall. And not even prefacing it with a "Would you like your friend back?" or a "What would you do if I told you X was still alive?" Just showing up to the negotiation with X in tow, bound and gagged and in what is clearly an agonizing amount of pain, but somehow they're still breathing, after all this time...

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whumpbug

this is probably an overdone trope but a personal fave of mine: whumpees with concussions

whether it’s from an explosion/accident or just a plain ol bonk on the kitchen counter. they’re my JAM

when the whumpee wakes up they’re confused and nauseous and disoriented and out of it. they’re not quite sure where they are or what happened but they do know there are gentle hands guiding them to sitting and muffled voices speaking to them

when the whumpee can’t vocalize anything except for ‘’my head hurts” because it does and they feel the unexplainable urge to tell the people around them that, maybe in hopes that someone will do something to ease the pain

whumpee being so exhausted but they aren’t allowed to sleep because it’s dangerous until they can get proper medical attention so caretaker (very reluctantly) has to keep resorting to increasingly uncomfortable ways to keep them awake (ex: slapping, pinching, shouting, shaking), which leaves whumpee whimpering and crying softly

when whumpee finally does get to sleep, it isn’t even that restful because caretaker has to wake them up every four hours and when they do they are greeted with the pitiful whines and groans of whumpees who just wants to rest

feel free to add to this (please do actually) but this has been in my brain and i needed desperately to share it with u all ദ്ദി´▽`)

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whumpninja

Here’s a version of the prompt list without me blabbering! Also with a text version at the bottom because I completely forgot to do that whooooooops

Mermay- For Whumpers!

May 8- May 11: Fish Out of Water

May 8- aquarium/dolphin show/circus attraction

May 9- beached/low tide/gasping for breath

May 10- mer whumpee with something wrapped tightly around their gills, cutting off their breathing underwater.

May 11- “They’re more afraid of us than we are of them.”

May 12- May 18: Sink or Swim

May 12- “Here, fishy, fishy, fishy…”

May 13- shipwreck/pirates/thrown overboard

May 14- blood in the water/catch and release/hook, line, and sinker

May 15- descaling/finning/fish bait

May 16- marine research/mers as pets/seafood

May 17- mer whumpee hung by a rope threaded through their mouth and gills, to bleed them out the way fishermen bleed fish.

May 18- “I caught a fish!” “I…I don’t think that’s a fish…”

May 19- May 25: Here There Be Monsters

May 19- “Release the Kraken!”

May 20- caught in a net/ship’s figurehead/tied to the mast

May 21- harpoon/spearfishing/rod and line

May 22- jellyfish sting/shark bite/electric eel shock

May 23- selkie coat/mermaid tears/siren song

May 24- mer whumpee captured in order to win a prize or claim a reward.

May 25- “Sea monster! There it is!”

May 26- May 31: Lost At Sea

May 26- “There’s always a bigger fish.”

May 27- fish on ice/in hot water/went too deep

May 28- trophy hunt/mounted fish/the one that got away

May 29- minnow-sized mer/whale-sized mer/anything but a fish tail

May 30- adrift/drowning/transformation

May 31- mer whumpee from the deepest parts of the ocean, dragged up to the surface where they were never meant to be.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

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Delirium or fever or concussion or exhaustion playing havoc with a character's sense of time so that the flow of events gets a bit slippery and they have no conception of the length of time passing- the companion tending to them steps out for just long enough to brew a cup of tea or fetch another blanket and returns to a character sure they've been abandoned, left to fend for themself, drowning in loneliness-

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I absolutely love when a character is trying to hide injuries or just how sore they are by moving around like normal. They’ve perfected walking without wincing, ignoring the pain as they sit down or stand up, maybe even running.

But then as soon as they’re out of sight, the second they make it home and the door closes behind them, they just collapse to the floor in tears.

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The white-knuckle grip of a character grounding themself whilst enduring the throes of extreme pain; clutching the bedframe- tangled sheets- a companion's hand- the arms of a chair- loam of the forest floor- hem of a jacket- handful of carpet- fingers clenched tight as a vise and tendons straining.

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spyld

THE DAY OF LANGUAGES!!!

This 7th of May, 2024, we use our own language again!

  • If your language, native or not, is something other than English, on May 7th you can speak that language all day!
  • You’ll blog in your chosen language(s) all day: text posts, replies, tags (except triggers and organizational tags).
  • Regardless of what language people choose to speak to you, you can answer in your own.
  • Non-verbal, non-written languages (like sign language, dialects, otherwise non-written languages) are more than welcome! See my FAQ for tips
  • English native speakers can participate in any other language they're studying/have studied/know.
  • The tag is gonna be #Speak Your Language Day or #spyld for short.

Please submit me some language facts for me to share on this day <3

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Whumpee laying sprawled out on the couch, wheezing, coughing, teary eyed. Their skin is red and blotchy, and their chest aches with each breath. They look absolutely miserable.

Caretaker walks in, appalled at the sight. This same morning, Whumpee was absolutely fine! What the hell happened?

They approach Whumpee, immediately putting a hand up to their forehead to check for a fever, but Whumpee swats their hand away. Their voice is hoarse as they speak, but it’s just audible enough for Caretaker to understand the two, simple words they mutter, a weary smile on their lips.

“…spring cleaning.”

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