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if you love me let me go

@readingatthedisco / readingatthedisco.tumblr.com

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as much as i love the idea of dan wearing pastel colors all the time i can’t help but appreciate how good he looks in all black

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schmergo

The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one

I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.

I know right jsjsjsj

as a starbucks barista i was about to be mad but then…

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

Useful information to have!

i wish my dad had known this

THAT LAST COMMENT. PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN SAVE MORE PEOPLE’S LIVES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

Always reblog

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star signs based on blessed and wonderful things in the phandom (as a response to That Post)

aquarius: @doinganap's humor and the respectful yet witty answers she has to asks
pisces: @energeticwarrior's amazing youtube
aries: @ratinof's lovely 100 days of amazingphil challenge
taurus: all the gcs we come up w and the friends we make in them
gemini: the shark meetup!! pure and good
gancer: the twizzler discourse (hilarious sdjakd)
leo: the two-day shitpost renaissance we had with dan's selfies
virgo: humorous ships we make like pheej, phevin, and philtella FOR FUN
libra: follow forevers !! blessed concept
scorpio: @phursonas' art style !!!! wonderful thing
sagittarius: the beaut fics that writers work hard on
capricorn: the vastness and uniqueness of the fanbase in which every member should be APPRECIATED AND RESPECTED
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solvskrift

you know what kills me? gets my goat? rubs me the wrong way? kicks me in the pants? the fact that jk rowling spent seven books showing how harry james potter was kind and brilliant and funny and brave and clever and powerful and intelligent and yet people still call him a moron because as a child he was forced to base his decisions off of limited information and an arsenal of subnormal social skills learned from a decade of abuse

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fox-of-glass

To be fair, the kid didn’t notice shit.

see what i mean

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“i don’t wanna do this anymore so i’m gonna drop out of school and become a stripper. but i don’t have the body to be a stripper so i’m gonna become a hobo”

-my english teacher hates me i have so much homework (via energeticwarrior)

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