Coffee is probably in my blood

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag

But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.

raise your hand if you’re gonna cry at the speech holt is going to make at Jake and Amy’s wedding

(✿ ♥‿♥)

‘a fuckin grende rogers are you shittin me right now’

based on this

caffeine fueled morning doodles lets do this

“Wonder Woman can be very charming and warm and have so much compassion and love for the world. She can be soft and naive. At the same time, she just happens to be this demigoddess who can beat the shit out of you and can be a super badass and smart and confident.” - Gal Gadot

“Valkyrie is a world-class warrior. When we find her in this film, she’s a reluctant hero. She’s someone that really gets back into the game with Thor and with the Hulk. She’s just a badass, she’s really hardcore.” - Tessa Thompson

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

fellas…..we have to get rid of water

Money Chadwick

This is the Monetary Prosperity T'Challa

Like to charge with secluded financial energy

Reblog for your bank account to have the stength of the Panther…

anthony hopkins really flew his oscar-winning ass down to australia just to be gay for 90 seconds and then die 

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

I shut myself off from… From everyone. But I had to learn how to open back up again. The truth is I’m still working on it.

I’m done being mean 

so proud of you

Hey tumblr user rocketrandom66

yeah? :)