bts as people in a party
namjoon: is a lightweight. gets philosophical on his second drink of the night. always says truth on truth or dare. don’t you ever ask him if he’s okay. falls asleep at 1 AM and gets pranked
seokjin: gets horny. can more or less hold his liquor. eats half of the food meant for everyone (his excuse is: i cooked it ffs!). mother hen. sobers up quickly.
taehyung: can NOT drink more than half a drink without getting drunk already. is the mastermind of all drinking games. matchmaker of the party. gets hit on a lot, but doesn’t notice it. never gets hungover
jimin: no one understands how his liver works. never gets drunk. bartender of the party. has probably at least kissed everyone at the end of the night. starts doing splits.
jungkook: doesn’t get drunk, like, at all. wins all the beer pong rounds. eats the other half of the food meant for everyone. always makes drinks spill. doesn’t get the good dares because: “innocence and how to preserve it”
yoongi: prefers to talk instead of playing drinking games. likes margaritas and mojitos. hogs a bottle for himself. gets cuddly and giggly. gets jealous.
hoseok: gets drunk within the hour. dances until he has lost half a pound. gets extremely cheerful. makes people (yoongi) do dumb stuff with him. is the last one to fall asleep.
