me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
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the amount of clothes on my floor is directly proportional to how depressed i am
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a few socks: i’m just chilling
a crumpled pair of jeans and a few (clean) items of underwear: things could be worse
an entire floordrobe and some dirty laundry: ooh girl 😬
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
- “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
- “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
- “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
- “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
- “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
- “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
- “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
- “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
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In 2019, if you shit on pansexuals or bisexuals for the gender of their partner, Freddie Mercury appears behind you and cuts your fucking head off.
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Really.
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Item: dartgun with built-in circular saw
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So for my biggest project yet, I was lucky enough to be a part of @thelastpilot‘s Miraculous 2019 Calendar. Honestly it was some of the most fun I’ve ever had. It pushed me to do things with my art that I never do of my own accord and I couldn’t be happier to show you guys what we achieved.
The calendar is completely free to download here! So check it out, show your support and have a miraculous 2019!
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this is a straight couple. it’s straight. you’re in a heterosexual relationship. there is nothing remotely “queer” about this in the slightest whatsoever. jesus h christ
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this is why i hate “reclaiming” queer
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Are you fucking kidding me do you hate bisexuals that much that you’re willing to go along with terfs for a dunk on the bihets? Is that it now, is that the community? Is shitting on queer people so important to you that you’ll throw away all your standards?
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We also don’t know if these people are binary but let’s judge them at a first glance and base their identity on their presentation because that’s so progressive!
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I love how people are all “Bisexuals are JUST as much a part of the LGBT+ community as Gay people”…
And
“Trans 👏People 👏 Don’t 👏 Need 👏 To 👏 Pass👏 To 👏 Be 👏 Respected”
But yet are totally willing to throwout bisexuals and trans people and other sexualities.
Because it feels very good to outwardly judge people we don’t know anything about their identity or life’s experiences - because that’s not at ALL the exact thing that non-lgbt+ people do to tear down the community. No.
This is my husband and I. I am sure if you saw us on the street you would assume we were a cishet couple.
News flash: we aren’t.
I am a bisexual who has been in relationships with only women. He is a Transguy who has been on T for over a decade. We have been together for 18 years. We both identify as queer. We are out. We are active in the LGBTQ+ community.
But all of you calling that couple above straight, you just keep judging people on a photo alone and pretending you know who they are and what their stories are.
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Trick or treat!
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I’ve been waiting a whole damn year to post these…. :D
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It’s that time again!
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The M-squad: Wes is the Ultimate Heist Man
HEYO IT BE RESBANG TIME @resbangmod
My artist is the wonderful @tilliquoi, bringing in the absolutely amazing art here!! It was fantastic working with you, thank you for being such a great partner!
Wes didn’t choose a life of crime, it chose him. A heistfic featuring Soul (surprisingly put together), Maba (the gran with the van), Masamune (makeup magician), and Maka (???).
Wes and Soul set out to steal Medusa Gorgon’s prized gem collection, but first… they need a crew. Enter: Maba and Masa, with occasional cameos from Soul’s neighbor Maka (The neighbor he’s not pining for, right? The same one that maybe-probably-definitely likes him back?) and frequent shenaniganery.
Many, MANY thanks to the spectacular @mystery-shrouded and @soundofez for all the support and love they’ve given this fic!! Also special shoutout to Fez for working down to the wire w/ me (I think we’ve spent about 6 hours on the phone working on this between yesterday and today haha) and all of the grammar checks and wording advice!!
December 24, 2018 | 13:15:34
He wakes to a bright light in his face and his wrists handcuffed to the chair behind him. The cell - Interrogation room? Torture chamber? It’s hard to tell - stinks of cigarette smoke, and he finds himself coughing out, “Are you threatening me with lung cancer to get me to talk?”
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Why he sleeping like a glitched npc character
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This is so important.
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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))
YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.