Babysitting with Ethan would include:
* "Fuck Y/N. They pooped again. You gotta change their diaper."
* "No, you smelt it you change it."
* "But Y/NNNNNNNN."
* Dealing with Ethan whining because the kids had to take a nap
* Ethan handing the kids off to you when they were crying and he didn't know what to do
* Ethan handing the baby off to you when they pooped because he didn't wanna change it
* You trying to tell Ethan the kids can't eat sugar the whole day and explaining to him they need protein
* "But why? Sugar makes them wanna play!"
* Ethan having a freak out while you burped the baby and they burped up their milk
* You having to tell Ethan it's normal and what babies do
* BABY FEVER COMING TO POP IN
* Ethan talking nonstop about how he wants a baby
* "You're 17, wait a few years babe."
* Overall you and Ethan having a blast hanging out with the kids for the day