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My other blog (@indycena​) went to shit*; let’s try this again on here, okay? Great.

*I wanted to remake and found most of the content on my dash intolerable so I started anew. Suck it, Reindeer Games.

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i couldnt sleep because i was thinking about this shirt

Does this shirt come with a free person to beat your ass

It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip

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y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your  GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers. 

I wish him nothing but success and he did a great job in star wars but I’m so sick of seeing John Boyega on my dash.

Black Tumblr hasn’t been so obsessed with someone since 2012 when gabby Douglas was killing it in the Olympics.

same, but watch this shit: one day, he’s gonna say something mildly fucked up and then, tumblr will fucking turn on him. the heartbreak will be wild.

**tabloid posts picture of him holding hands with a white woman on the streets of London**

“we’ll y'all, he’s gonna be screaming all lives matter soon”

“when he get on he leaves your ass for a white girl”

Later that night,

nigga..

No one made it out of that movie alive.

Hilarious

Game changer! #BulletClub

Kevin Nash only tore his quad like one time. One time and ever since then we’ve insisted that it’s a daily activity for him, like taking a shit.