People who get excited over the stars, the moon and sunsets are my kinda people

I love dreamy girls who romanticise everything and can’t even throw away cardboard perfume boxes and makeup packaging

I mean…

Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours???

You fools. I’ll bring dinner. 

Producers: you can’t possibly be able to watch 4 hours of black panther

Me: *shows up with food and blankets* you underestimate my power

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

me backstage at one of chris brown’s shows after i give him the wine and pasta i made him

scribble scribble

“Your gender is in your pants.”

Oh god. Oh shit. Not again. I can’t believe I forgot it again. *Dashing madly to the washing machine.*

…Do you think it’ll be ok if I put it in some rice?

Rice trick worked. A little too well. I am no longer genderfluid. :(

Listen, I know it’s not particularly hard to be funnier than me but…

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I can’t be openly obnoxiously gay and trans so those of you who can must promise that you will be as gay and/or trans as you possibly can. Be a genderfuck gay lesbian dyke as loudly and aggressively as possible. It is up to YOU [dies in your arms]

you must...be as transgender as possible

I live my life under the basic principle that people know their minds, bodies, genders, and orientations better than I do so I just take them at their word when they say they are a thing.

“But people could be faking for-” I don’t care. I would rather show someone a kindness they don’t need than not show them one they do.

goth rock miku v2

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

❤︎ ?

megumi fushiguro and his talented pups

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out