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Why are people in the replies losing their mind about the opossum being 'obese'.....its.....thats just what they looks like. Thats its winter coat gfdjgkfdjgnd. The vid was posted in Dec of last year.

This is literally a pic from wikipedia. They are just very round fluffy beasts

I forget about this fucking ornament every year.

Remember that fucking Rise of the Guardians movie? with twink jack frost and Hugh Jackman’s fursona??? Remember how like, that was so big??? for like half a year???? and then it completely fucking disappeared???? does anyone remember ANYTHING from that movie?????????? I fucking watched it and I straight up cannot remember ANYTHING. What the hell was that. 

dont do this 

i regret this 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone else has got to have done this I swear

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

here have some size comparison

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

source: [x]

Basically, just don’t ever talk to women about anything. They already think they’re smarter than you and don’t care what you’re saying. Just be quiet and work.

Exactly. Thanks for understanding

Read it. 

star trek + ao3 tags

bonus:

Tag Yourself: Unflirty/Awkward Sims edition

this was a historical moment in television

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

Works for comics and art as well.

…this has the opposite effect.

instead try; I love you *generic keysmash* h OW DA RE *lavish praise* *inside fandom joke* *quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

you. i like you

Also, the favorites: 1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!; 2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 3) why must you hurt me this way 4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW 5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter 6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part 7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS 8) this is so cute I’m dying 9) and (writer’s name) strikes again! 10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it 11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

Honestly someone called my fic a masterpiece and I legit cried.

Every single time that @panic-at-marengo says they hate me I’m fueled to write more

This is how you fuel the writing train! Encouragement on one story gets me pumped for all pf what i write!

no one fights like jim kirk

from great heights like jim kirk

no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s

for there’s no one as defiant of gravity

he’s perfect. a pure paragon