nope

I swear to god I just heard the Xbox achievement unlocked sound even tho I’m alone in my house and don’t own a fucking Xbox what the fucj

Achievement unlocked: run

end of the year mood

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

Ight but this is just a bop😎🤠😩

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

Soda is bubbly soup.

Soup is boring soda.

Make your own goddamn controversial post

you fuckin heard me.

O hmy god

I’m disturbed

This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.

That’s so sad wiretap play Despacito

it’s a boomer meme, sir, but it checks out

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

“look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”

I GOOGLED DO WORMS BREATHE AND IT SUDDENLY WENT INTO FIRST PERSON (FIRST WORM?) POV AND IT THREW ME OFF SO FAR??

just keep me damp, moist and slimy

Credit: @sharkycomix

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

good

excellent news

This site defies all logic.

A network or service that fails to make enough money for its shareholders generally gets closed down within 2-3 years.

Tumblr lost Yahoo a billion dollars and it's still around.

That is actually quite [DATA EXPUNGED]

they know.

it was a good run