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i like stories about friends who love each other so much that it gets weird and women who cause problems on purpose.
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impishglee

transmigration story where instead of going to a story you’re a fan/anti-fan of you go to a universe you’re only familiar with via dashboard osmosis

i may have gotten carried away

"I've Heard of It" is my hot new webnovel that sets out to answer this very question.

it may pique your interest if you like:

  • episodic comedies
  • serial fiction
  • people losing at 4D psychological chess
  • extremely slow burns
  • the majesty of cahoots

you may also feel a special bond with the protagonist if at one point one of your mutuals covered your dash in gifsets of sad beautiful chinese men in long wigs with terrible hairlines and you simply didnt have the energy to check it out yourself

Read it on the I've Heard of It website or RoyalRoad

updates Mondays

follow on tumblr or twitter for updates.

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tlirsgender

Migraines are crazy because you walk around thinking that just means when your head hurts really really bad but it's actually a whole neurological thing and it turns out the dull pressure/sensory overload/brain fog you get are migraines and once you start noticing it you realize you're having them like every other day and you think to yourself Hm! That's probably not good

Having syndromes is just like "did you guys know it's not normal to constantly hurt a little bit? Big if true"

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visenyaism

seven years ago in the name of tolerating free speech from all political perspectives my nasty ass evil university let an army of tiki torch wielding nazis shouting jews will not replace us march through grounds threatening the lives of students and community members with zero police presence. and today they retroactively changed campus policy around tents so they could send in the cops to bust up the gaza memorial vigil. genuinely fucking stomach turning

state troopers just showed up in full riot gear prepared to brutalize people for violating a university policy the university changed an hour ago specifically so they could arrest them. i am sick.

tear gas and mass arrests happening against student protestors and onlookers in charlottesville rn. not one iota of this force was used against the nazis and klansmen in 2017. situation still escalating. insane. if you’re so inclined brbf is seeking support⬇️

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Vetted family fundraiser masterpost 1

Version date: May 2nd 2024.

This is a masterpost for the evacuation fundraisers I've vetted so far. The numbers next to the names have no significance beyond ease of navigation for me for when I check their progress in the future. You should look at the disclaimers instead and focus on those. Occasionally I will update these with new info, including new fundraisers, and the amount of cash that's been raised. Check in regularly on the original post when you see it being reblogged. In all likelihood once its reached you it's already outdated. This post is part of this masterpost series compiling fundraisers for Ghazzah and Sudan. I focus on Ghazzah as I am Palestinian and am more equipped to do verifications as I'm more familiar with my own country and its politics and dialect, but if I know a fundraiser for a Sudanese family is legit I will include it here.

  • Walaa Abusamra (1). 10 family members. 28.4k out of 80k €.
  • Ezzideen Shehab (2). 6 family members. 9.7k out of 32.5k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Madleen Abu Jayyab (3). 4 family members. 18.7k out of 70k USD.
  • Jehad Shehada (4). 1 individual. 3.5k out of 15k CAD. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Aser Alassar (5). 5 family members. 405k out of 550k SEK. Or 37k out of 51k USD.
  • My friend Mona Abu Hamda (6). 9 family members. COMPLETED
  • Mohammed Shamia (7). 7 family members. 10.7k out of 35k USD.
  • Abdullah Al-Saghir (8). 9 family members. 68.2k out of 100k €.
  • Randa Abubakr (9). 6 family members. COMPLETED ✅
  • Fadi Alshrafi (10). 9 family members. COMPLETED ✅
  • Osama Abdelrahman. (11). 9 family members. 44.7k out of 45k €. (1 CHRONICALLY ILL CHILD, NEEDS TREATMENT) NEARLY COMPLETE. ONLY 281€ LEFT.
  • Alhaw family and the Albittar family (12). Between 18 and 12 family members. 8.8k out of 90k €. (EXTREMELY LOW, NEEDS FUNDS)
  • Verified Fundraiser by Palestine Asdiqa to help a malnourished baby with cerebral palsy. (13) 7.7k out of 31k USD. (URGENT + CHRONICALLY ILL CHILD, NEEDS TREATMENT)
  • Rana Abu Ahmed (14). 6 family members. COMPLETED ✅
  • Mohammed Abu Matar (15). 6 family members. 13.4k out of 34k CAD.
  • Moataz Abu Sakran (16). 3 family members. 12.4k out of 20k $ ORIGINAL CAMPAIGN COMPLETE, NEEDS TRANSFER FEES COVERED. 629$ out of 5k needed.
  • Ayah Abu Sidu (17). 10 family members. 15.8k out of 50.4k USD.
  • Said Fadel (18). 7 family members. 19.7k out of 50k USD.
  • Tasneem Nabil Musa (19). 7 family members (ALL INJURED, NEED MEDICAL CARE.) 10.5k out of 50k USD
  • Belal Azmi Msallam (20). 14 family members. 7.1k out of 160k AUD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mortaja Family (21). 11 family members. 28k out of 70k €.
  • Abu Ramadan family (22). 14 family members. 10k out of 148k €.
  • Mai Rajab (23). COMPLETED
  • Amal Abu Shammala (24). 4 family members. 33.7k out of 42k €.
  • Maryam & family (25). 30.3k out of 50k USD.
  • Haneem Abdelhalim (26). 8 family members. 31.8k out of 40k USD raised.
  • Ahmed Masoud (27). 12 family members. 10k out of 60k €.
  • Mohammed Fareed (28). 30.2k out of 60k CAD.
  • Lena Nofal (29). 42.5k out of 44k € (NEARLY COMPLETE, original family registered to evacuate, extended family are being helped now)
  • Rasheda Alfaiomy (30). 6+ family members. 27.5k out of 65k USD.
  • Ula El Hindi (31). 1+ individuals. 8.6k out of 15k €.
  • Muhammad Safi (32). 5+ family members. 4.5k out of 30k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Yazan Khalaf (33). 18 family members. 16.9k out of 40k USD.
  • Afaf Masoud (34). 5+ family members (2 evacuated). 83.8k out of 110k €.
  • Motasem Khayal (35). 5 family members. 1k out of 43k € (26.5k needed for escape.) EXTREMELY LOW, NEEDS FUNDS.
  • Youseff Abu Saeed (36). 3 family members (1 is already out for treatment). 155k out of 200k USD.
  • Abdulaziz & Abdullah, escape & surgery (37). 2+ family members (1 has already been treated, 1 NEEDS TREATMENT). 96.3k out of 150k BP.
  • Nadine Abdullatif (38). 8 family members. COMPLETED ✅
  • Sami Salhab (39). 6 family members. COMPLETED ✅
  • Jehad Al Ghandour (40). 5 family members (1 already evacuated). 31k out of 100k USD
  • Mahmoud Algharabli (41) COMPLETED ✅ (check last section for more info)
  • Dr. Marah & family (42). 2+ family members. 7.2k out of 40k USD. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Khaled Alshabrawi (43). 5 family members. 1.5k out of 35k € (25k needed for escape, but will begin with 10k for stable housing). LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Muhammad Osama Alzaq (44). 5 family members. 3.1k out of 60k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mohammed Wishah (45). 7 family members + 1 pet. 7.9k out of 71.5k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Muhe Ayman (46). 5+ family members. 6k out of 60k €. (CAUTION: If you scroll down in the GFM there are photos of mutilated and dead babies.) LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Abdallah Animal Rescue (47). 1 individual + lots of pets. 34.5k out of 40k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)
  • Haya Orouq (48). 5 family members (1 injured, NEEDS TREATMENT). 35.9k out of 50k.
  • Retaj Abu Abdo (49). 8 family members. 9.1k out of 60k USD.
  • Mohammed Zyad (50). 9 family members (1 MISCARRIAGE). 5.6k out of 40k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Souad Al-Kurdi (51). 5 family members (1 DIABETIC W/O INSULIN, CRITICAL, 1 INJURY). 3.7k out of 50k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mahdy Zourob (52). 1 individual. 622 out of 20k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Ahmed Alboji (53). 5 family members. 78.4k out of 100k USD. (TIME SENSITIVE)
  • Sama Lulu (54). 7 family members. 5.4k out of 80k USD. LOW ON FUNDS. (CAUTION: PHOTO OF INJURED CHILD IN GFM)
  • Fadel Moghrabi (55). 4 family members. 33.3k out of 40k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)
  • Qosai Hani (56). 2(+?) family members. 28.2k out of 40k USD.
  • Khaled Khraizim (57). 14 family members. 32.6k out of 100k €.
  • Ahmed Raida (58). 3 family members (1 INJURED, NEEDS TREATMENT). COMPLETED
  • Rozan family (59). 6 family members. 3.6k out of 38k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Samah Oudh (60). 5 family members. 30k out of 35k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)
  • Qasim Al-Kafarneh (alternatively: gfm) (61). 33 family members. 1st one, 5.7k out of 80k AUD. 2nd one 86k out of 94k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)
  • Mahmoud Qassas (62). 42 family members. 6.9k out of 200k CAD. (ONE CHRONICALLY ILL, NEEDS TREATMENT)
  • Hussam Ramadan (63). 14 family members. 14.8k out of 148k USD. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Sana'a & Sujood (64). 8 family members. 8.8k out of 50k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Yousef Mounir (65). 5 family members. 65 out of 50k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Muhammad Mounir (66). 4 family members. 1.1k out of 45k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Hamdi Hijazi (67). 5 family members (1 NEWBORN, 1 MATERNITY RECOVERY) 889 out of 25k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Maram Ahmed (68). 5 family members. 338 out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Dr. Alaa Raed (69). 8 family members. 6k out of 40k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Fadi & Shahed Sharif (70). 11 family members (1 INFANT). 265 out of 62.5k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Suheir Hojok (71). 10 family members (1 INJURED, PRONE TO STROKE, NEEDS IMMEDIATE EVACUATION). 16.3k out of 70k AUD. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Haitham Gibreel (72). 7 family members (1 CHRONICALLY ILL). 340 out of 50k BP. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Hatem H. Rawagh (73). 5+ family members. 8k out of 40k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Ze (74). 3 family members. 4k out of 34k USD.
  • Hani Al-Hajjar (75). 10 family members. 1.7k out of 50k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Abdelrahman Abu Shaaban (76). 16+ family members. 3.3k out of 70k BP. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Help Little Yusuf (77). 8 family members (1 CHRONICALLY ILL, NEEDS TREATMENT). 0 out of 85k €. NO FUNDS AT ALL!!
  • Alia's family (78). 10 out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Jehad Ahmad (79). 8 family members. 290 out of 40k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Muhammad Al-Kurdi (80). 4+ family members. NO FUNDS AT ALL!!
  • Yousef Abo Zaid (81). 8+ family members. 501 out of 50k BP.EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Ruba & Mohammad (82). 2+ family members. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Ahmed Zidan (83). 3+ family members. 6.7k out of 30k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Wisam Mahdi (84). 25 family members. 9.3k out of 10k BP. NEARLY COMPLETE: 630 BP LEFT. (TIME SENSITIVE: ILLNESS)
  • Nael Helles (85). 8 family members. 1.5k out of 50k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Alia's family (86). 7 family members. 1.3k out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Hala's family (87). 3 family members. 2k out of 50k. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mohammed Al Shaer (88). 5 family members. 692 out of 50k BP. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Sahar El Tibi (89). 3 family members. 548 out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Amal & Ruba (90). 3+ family members (1 CRITICAL CONDITION , NEEDS TREATMENT). 1.7k out of 50k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mahmoud Al Tibi (91). 15 family members (4 NEED TREATMENT). 1.8k out of 60k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Abdullah Haniyah (92). 8 family members (1 PREGNANT). 355 out of 47k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Heba Zaqout (93). 2 family members. 1k out of 15k needed. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mohammed Nasri (94). 5 family members. 7k out of 50k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Alaa & Belaal (95). 2+ family members. 47 out of 15k $. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Ahmad Turk (96). 7 family members + 1 pet. 1.5k out of 70k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.
  • Mahmoud's family (97). 7 family members. 4.6k out of 35k €. LOW ON FUNDS.
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the amount of people in my notes asserting extremely confidently byob stands for “bring your own beer” is WILD bc i’ve literally never heard that before in my life

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ot3

im almost kind of glad we have pretty much no information on whatever phoenix and edgeworth were up to re: solving cases together abroad in the 7yg because it lets me imagine whatever funny shit i want to. such as international prosecutor of acclaim miles edgeworth getting a real stinker of a case in like Luxembourg or something and having to talk to whatever team he's working with like. okay. let me get my guy on this. he calls in some dude with visible shaving cuts and a suit that absolutely does not properly fit him and is singed and/or torn and/or stained in several places. id like to introduce you all to mr phoenix wright. 'are you a detective' no 'another lawyer?' no they disbarred me i'm just here consulting. 'on what' the case.

he spends 12 straight hours being verbally harassed by every involved witness. accidentally almost walks into oncoming traffic several time forgetting which way the cars go. keeps saying incredibly cryptic and/or blatantly wrong things and then immediately walking them back. suggests the worst possible motive and execution of a murder you've ever heard in your life. and it's correct. case solved. okay bye. its the only person edgeworth has ever referred to as a friend in public.

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toskarin
Anonymous asked:

do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat

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ortus nigenad is for all the failgirls and failboys who are not cut out for what people expect them to do and are a disappointment to everyone but who hold out hope that one day, the useless thing they're actually really good at is gonna come in clutch

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