death is temporary, i'll love you forever!

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

feeling nostalgic for fandom meta. Yeah incorrect quotes and memes are cool but have you tried an in depth psychological analysis of your fave with supporting evidence and quotes from their source material? Have you used tumblr’s unique format to your full advantage to ramble on and on about the tropes that they address and subvert and how their arc changes and develops? Have you ever sat down with a spreadsheet to get real autistic about all of their canon iterations and compared it to fanon portrayals?

a correction on the last screenshot: the quote was in reference to him being shown a CGI, zombie-like monster that moved in a way that reminded him of his disabled friend:

a more relevant quote in direct reference to AI taking over animators' and artists' work would be him saying "I feel like we are nearing to the end of the times. We humans are losing faith in ourselves."

the circus was in town that day 🤡

happy lesbian visibility week to them

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

[ID: A screenshot of two replies. The first, by @/wabblebees, reads "I was helping a hot older butch pick out herbs for her garden this week, & during the course of our convo (conversation) she called me both "cute" (for being for smiley while talking about the farm + our plants) AND (this word is in all caps) "cowboy" ("easy, cowboy, I'm listening" when I got excited & started talking a mile a minute about different kinds of mint) ... in that moment I'd have done Anything (this last word is capitalized for emphasis".

The second reply, by @/grubloved, reads "a (in all caps) PAIR of fat butches older than me came in the deli monday while i was restocking drinks and they winked at me ... blessed encounters all around". End ID]

Actions, meet consequences

Can you imagine being this dumb and still getting to run an entire company?

Ideal work schedule:

one of my favorite twists we've ever done

why does no one remember how homophobic the 00s were? this totally checks for 2003

I’M DECEASED

1950?? In 1950 they couldn’t have done this even as a joke. Even up through the 80s suggesting that someone as wholesome as Superman could be gay, even temporarily, would have gotten them dragged over the coals and probably boycotted by concerned parents’ groups. This is 100% a 2003 joke.

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

At some point it's okay to realize that keeping people in your life who aren't on the same page as you all of the time is healthy and okay.

If you don't talk to someone a lot, or like them a lot. it's okay to still consider them a friend or even an acquaintance while still keeping the close people close.

I've grown up in an online space that encouraged leaving anyone and everyone who wasn't 100% who you'd consider a best friend or 100% 'reliable' / pure / etc.

no . I love jerry who i've only spoke to like 3 times and who always makes me go "what the fuck at least I don't hang around him too much." because he's jerry. He doesn't expect much from me I don't expect much from him. But he's in my life and that's what makes life good. a variety of people. like yeah leave the people who overstep your boundaries or make you majorly uncomfortable - but not every little quirk that annoys you occasionally with someone makes them a bad person. fucking love people and let a lot of people into your life, no matter how mundane of interactions you may have.

My mom taught me this! "You have lots of different friends for lots of different reasons." Her friend who she talks about deep things with ISN'T her friend who runs businesses with her who ALSO ISN'T her friend who invites her to parties. Once you realize one person doesn't have to be your %100, you can start appreciating people for what they DO bring to your life

I mean, we all knew, but thanks for admitting that you wanna surpress freedom of speech and the spread of information?