Be Obscure, Clearly.

Pittsburgh Weekly Gazette, Pennsylvania, August 16, 1905

I can’t believe the horse cracked open a cold one

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

Nocturnal Animals // Tom Ford

Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

Who is she

Paint me like one of your French towels

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

this is an advanced joke

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A reminder: Women can be every bit as horrible, creepy and misogynistic as any sad loner stalker dude on Reddit can be.  

Christ. I have male friends. They’d never even think or say out loud such horrific, monstrous things. Not once.

Misogyny is not limited to gender, you understand.  

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket