You promised you would give me
A present that lasts forever.
You didn't.
Except that it turned out
The future ended up being
Pretty good
Too.
You promised you would give me
A present that lasts forever.
You didn't.
Except that it turned out
The future ended up being
Pretty good
Too.
Is anyone around here anymore?
Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.
Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes
i was recently told to google the official bird of Redondo Beach. This has improved my quality of life immensely
I just got asked for ID to buy an energy drink.
Jeez, my flatmates watch The Chaser at high volume on the regular, but when I join them, after one round I'm banned from guessing. Its not my fault the questions are easy.
Marcus Armstrong following Qualifying for the Formula 2 Championship at Red Bull Ring on July 10, 2020 in Spielberg, Austria. (Photo by Joe Portlock)
In hopes of inspiring younger generations, NASA created this series of gorgeous retro travel posters that encourage you to imagine a future where common space travel is a legitimate possibility. Source
One day these shall hang in my house.
People who don’t watch sports will just never understand it like you can complain to them about your team losing and they’ll be like,,, ‘just don’t watch it..?’ Like no. Bro that’s not how it works. The disappointment of losing is a key component to being a sports fan. Complaining about your crappy team is one of the many joys of watching sports
@copperbutcherbird dis u?
what if I wasn’t tired all the time imagine the possibilities
this reply in the comments tho
This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.
sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible
Looks like @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses getting *shredded*