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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1๏ธโƒฃ goes out to all the horny ๐Ÿ’ couples out there who are thinking ๐Ÿค” of getting rowdy ๐Ÿ”ž this ๐Ÿ’ŒValentines๐Ÿ’ฎ day evening: ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ŽDO โŒ๏ธ NOT๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Ž If you do your child ๐Ÿง’ will be born ๐Ÿ‘ a โ™SCORPIOโ™ Now, whyย โ“๏ธ donโ€™t โŒ๏ธ we like Scorpio'sโ™? For starters, โ€œScorpioโ€ has 7๏ธโƒฃ letters ๐Ÿ” . 7๏ธโƒฃ letters ๐Ÿ” : 7๏ธโƒฃ deadly โ˜ ๏ธ sins โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€ Now, what are the 7๏ธโƒฃ deadly โ˜ ๏ธ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Envy is associated with the color GREEN ๐Ÿ’š What else is green ๐Ÿ’š? Marijuana. Just 1๏ธโƒฃ more pothead in the world ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. LAME. Now where is pot ๐Ÿฒ legal? Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane โœˆ๏ธ bathrooms if the pilotโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธ chill. And where can ๐Ÿฅซ planes โœˆ๏ธ take you? California ๐Ÿ•ถ. And whatโ€™s on Californiaโ€™s state flag ๐Ÿšฉ? A BEAR ๐Ÿป. Your child ๐Ÿง’. Is gay ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ.

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americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

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Yeah u cute but will you go on little walks with me with no destination where we just mess around and enjoy being in each others company ๐Ÿฅบ

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