R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

I don’t go to school but i’ll reblog for the money part

Can I exchange passing a test for doing well at work?

Everyone that reblogs this post by July 5th 2019 will get two moodboards based on their blog’s theme

Everyone?

E V E R Y O N E

Pretty please

Reblogging as if it’ll work

Oooo sure.

If it’s not too much hassle, mayhaps?

Do it or else 🔫

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

VERY OK

What is almost certainly happening with Tumblr’s image classifier is that they’ve deployed the bot entirely untrained, and are relying on user complaints to train it what NSFW content on tumblr looks like.

Making people participate in their own censorship in this way and punishing them with the threat of being silenced even if in compliance with the rules should they not participate, is, IMHO, abuse of their userbase.

Source: I’ve worked for three different top-five social networks, and at all of them this type of work would have been done by making the userbase do it as much as possible.

Please signal boost. I don’t care if you reblog or repost, just get the word out so that people know what they’re doing as they interect with this thing.

My twitter is @soren_tycho (nsfw, sfw account coming soon) and my github username is sorentycho.

Just chiming in as a machine learning expert, this is almost certainly the case (and knowing tumblr, they weren’t even smart enough to throw in pre-trained weights)

I don’t remember agreeing to beta test 🤔

A well known AI blogger I follow also supports this theory.

ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

@eemamminy

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall need to stop starting mass panick literally right now cause its annoying

So hey. Try spreading this to your purged friends.

Tell them to contact tumblr.

And get their blogs back.

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

So I just retweeted this today and won $20 off a scratch off and made $30 on top of that, hallelujah 

I’ve literally been going into work sick as a dog, I need this.

Christmas With The Avengers!

Ok! The holidays are here! Let’s have some fun, shall we? Pick a character or actor and tell me whether you want it to be fluff or smut (or both?)

You can choose up to 3 prompts!

I write for Steve, Bucky, Clint, Peter P., Loki, Thor, Tony, Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, and Tom Hiddleston!

1. “You’re freezing! Let me warm you up.”

2. “You’ve had way too many Christmas cookies. I’m cutting you off.”

3. “Wanna lick my candy cane?”

4.“Why does the house smell like Santa threw up?”

5.“Oh how convenient, some mistletoe”

6.“So … I found your porn stash.”  “Oh.”  “It’s okay, it’s just …” He hesitated.  “Do you want me to do those kinds of things to you?”

7. “I swear if y’all play Deck The Halls one more time then someone’s halls are gonna get fucking decked.”

8. “Do you wanna Build a-” - “Absolutely not.”

9. “Did you actually get a Santa suit?”

10. “I’m sure I can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if I try hard enough.”

11. “So… Looks like we’re the only ones without dates, huh.”

12. “I know that people usually kiss under mistletoe but… I had other things planned.”

13.“You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

14.“Ho, ho, ho, Bitch.”

15. “You… want to go all the way?”

16. “Your lips taste like gingerbread.”

17.  “You can’t go out in the snow like that! You’ll catch a cold.”

18. “Guess I’m not getting any use out of that slutty Santa outfit I bought…”

19. “I can be your ho, ho, ho.”

20. “Come sit on Santa’s lap, baby girl.”

21. “Can I lick your candy cane, Santa?”

22. “I– I think I like you.”   “Oh my God, why?”

23. “It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this…”

24. “Shit, baby, don’t do that…I-I can’t control myself.”

25. “This is the opposite of what I told you to do.

26. “Santa, slap me on the wrist and put me on your naughty list! I’m gonna be his ho, ho, ho tonight.”

27. “You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

28. “Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

29. “Just how much eggnog have you had?”

30. “And now the power’s out.”

31. “You taste so sweet…”

32. “Kiss me. That’s the only gift I want.”

33. “Wait! I… I’ve never done this before.”

34. “I like you this close to me… you’re warm.”

35. “Can your Christmas present to me be shutting the fuck up?”

36. “I may or may not be stuck in the Christmas lights.”

37. “Will you marry me?”

38.  “Were you touching yourself?”

39. “I wanna have a baby.”

40. “ Can I eat you out tonight? I need to relieve some stress.”

Bucky smutttt 30 & 24 please!!

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

Reblog this or die.

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

I need this 🙌🏾

if you have ever suffered from…

• depression

• anxiety

• eating disorder

• self-harm

• ocd

• bipolar

• feelings of guilt and hopelessness

• suicidal thoughts

can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.

you are not alone.

U will always have support from us U are strong u are brave always remember this

Never let a stumble in the road be the end of your journey

Just Believe in ur self u are not alone and if anyone (i know that no one will but still) would ever want to talk about there issues and cant find anyone i will always be ready just send me a message and i will try to respond as quickly as possible😁😁😁😁

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

Visual exhaustion is another symptom of ADHD, which means that if we see something enough times (or we see enough instances of something), it fades into background noise and we fail to notice it. This is why a lot of ADHD people can stand living surrounded by mess/clutter, because it’s just visual background noise to us. We don’t even notice it anymore. So if we write something down and see the note stuck up somewhere a lot – or if we write a LOT of somethings down and have a lot of notes hanging around – then we’re even less likely to think of/remember the thing because it’s just part of the scenery now. ADHD is the Catch-22 of brains.

A very good thing to know about ADHD. Don’t fall into the trap.

A lot of folks in the comments are talking about writing on themselves or setting phone/calendar reminders. Your mileage may vary on those. You may also want to consider ways to set a habit of referring back to a planner or similar every day/hour.

To get those brain juices flowing, check out this Buzzfeed article on different ways folks with ADHD stay on top of things.

Readers, let us know if you have specific advice for this situation!

This is why sticky note reminders don’t work??

SKLJDGBKJEDSBBV

VISUAL BACKGROUND NOISE?!

THERE’S A WORD FOR IT?

Always reblog “THAT’S WHAT THAT IS???” posts. Chances are someone hasn’t seen it that needs to.

YOOOOO IM LEGITIMATELY TOUCHED LIKE OML THIS IS AN ACTUAL BLESSING REBLOG REBLOG

Internally crying this is so beautiful *w*

Sebastian Stan dash headers.

sebastian stan wallpapers/lockscreens.

like or reblog if you save.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

boy am i glad this has so many notes

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

A good post

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under