marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

Morph x Logan fans come get your food. The creator of 97 just explicity confirmed Morph has romantic feelings for Logan, blatantly.

So, tumblr. I am once again thinking about running AU Roulette this summer which means I have a couple questions for you all

1 - I am interested in finding one or two other people to help me run the challenge this year. My hope is to write a script to send out prompts so I am not physically typing up hundreds of emails like last year, but even if that works, it was undoubtedly a more popular challenge than I expected and responding to questions/request for re-rolls/etc would be much easier with help

2 - I am also trying to decide how long the challenge should be. Last year it seemed logical enough to make it a month, but honestly, that's not a lot of time to write three stories, for folks looking to write fills for all their prompts. I'm wondering about making it a longer challenge this year, though I haven't decided how long.

(And if you pick the second option, drop your thoughts on how long!)

Noting that people seem to like AU Roulette best as a month-long challenge, though it was fairly close! I may keep things the same this year and see how it feels -- keep watching for the official announcement post, which will probably be up soon.

In other news, I am still wondering if there is anyone who would be interested in helping me run things this year.

"You're stretching my coat, Ford..."

I AM BACK, BABY!

Chibi Stan belongs to @artsymeeshee

The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

i’m in career turmoil because:

SO. 🫵🏻 you! tell me if you like your job & what you do for work in the tags

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today’s obsession is ancient tattoos, in particular the s-curved floral-antlered deer of the Siberian Ice Maiden and Scythian Chieftain. 

it’s such a heavily used trope in modern media (off the top of my head I can think of Pokemon, Annihilation, Bambi, Snow White and the Huntsman, etc) and why wouldn’t it be! antlers look like branches, branches look like antlers, it’s only natural to pair them

but it makes me strangely emotional that our brains have always worked this way, and been drawn to the same imagery over and over again. 

I’m also going to resist the urge to make paired enamel pins of these ancient deer, even though I deeply desire little wearable tributes of the past

Make the enamel pin pls @pangur-and-grim

well okay, if you insist!

pre-orders are open for these ancient stag enamel pins at greerstothers.shop

and as an added bonus, the Scythian Chieftan’s ram!

I’ve spent 9.3k in vet bills the last four days (details under the cut), so these are once again up for pre-order!

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

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the triplets

family outing (full view!)

[ID: A digital drawing of Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina. They are floating in space, Arceus leading them in a line, and Arceus is much larger than the other three. A yellow speech above it reads, “Children, this is cosmic dust.” Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina all have speech bubbles above them that say, “Dust.” End ID.]

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