Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
this made me laugh so hard
the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
kentucky fried christ
jesus fucking kennedy
john f. chicken
The Son, The President, and the Deep Fried Spirit.
Every time.
why am i like this
me to everyone: im so tired, all i want to do is sleep, i love sleep, i crave it soooo muchh.
also me when i actually get the chance to sleep:
You know that advice people give that's like "when you buy things for your wedding, don't tell them it's for a wedding and it'll cost less." Now that I work in the wedding industry...Jesus Christ do not do this.
It is incredibly annoying and STUPIDLY obvious. I promise we know EVERY TIME. You will get the same price or more than you would have paid otherwise and you may or may not get the special level of care that we give to wedding projects since we know it's a very important day.
Just tell them it's for your wedding. If the price is out of your budget, ask if they are at all flexible or what you can do to make the product/service less expensive without sacrificing too much. These vendors WANT to help you have a perfect day. And trying to be sneaky will just make you look dumb and piss them off.
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
Life Hack!
When task hard, use tool!
Wow! So Easy!
Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.
obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3
Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?
very simple concept called believing in human rights
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them