yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil
souta being a closer as some sort of magical side hustle/family business while he's actually a full-time college student living an otherwise relatively-normal life is the exact same thing as howl being the most feared and respected wizard of all time when he was just some dude from wales that wandered in
my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day
five year plan? have a good day. plans this weekend? have a good day. why i’m doing what i’m doing? bc i wanna have a good day. it is all about having a good day. nothing’s as precious as the present moment. neither the past nor the future. therefore i will make sure to spend it having a good day
anyway. onto better things
onto better things thursday
Mechanical snencils
girl math is trying to figure out which fig you want to pick but being overwhelmed by how many figs are on the tree so you just stand there trying to make a decision but then you take too long and before you know it all the figs start going bad and starts falling to the ground one by one
calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever
listening to music i listened to when i was 14 makes me realise im still the same person but taller & with a rare esoteric wisdom that can only be gained through suffering
it's just so pretty
(Walking out of the Chernobyl reactor core) "whew! Do NOT go in there!"
Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly
Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit
it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
once there were four children, by Liridi.
When did this get 10k likes wtf 😭😭😭