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the courage of stars

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emily | 21 | christ-follower | wordsmith | "little by little, one travels far." -tolkien | welcome. you're loved here.
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there's a very large roach in the bathroom and he's blocking the door so i live in here now :) help

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know what's fun? having a male coworker try to take a picture of your ass when you bend down to do something and then yelling at him for it and being told you "shouldn't have been bent over in the first place if you don't want someone to do something like that" and then have another male coworker spread it around the store so the whole crew knows and :) :) :) still having to work with them after telling your gm :) :) :) :) :)

#he's 'not sure you can call that harrassment'
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andiamstillfuckingaround
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marauders4evr

People always joke about the Marauders thinking a stray dog is really Sirius but imagine that the Marauders are exploring the Forbidden Forest and they split up and all of a sudden, a deer comes over and nudges Sirius. And he’s just like, “Oh, hey, mate.” And the deer just nudges him again. And they finally decide to head back to the castle but the deer is having none of it so they literally have to drag him out of the forest. Only they’re panicking because he’s not changing back and come on James, this isn’t funny, you know we can’t get caught. And so they start to worry that something is wrong and he can’t change back. And so they smuggle him back into the castle. And by smuggle I mean, they throw the Invisibility Cloak over him but since he’s a deer, it doesn’t really cover much. And that’s the story of how Professor McGonagall looks up and sees three boys shoving a headless deer past her doorway and she promptly decides that it’s not her problem.

So they get the deer to the common room and it’s only then that they begin to speculate that maybe this deer isn’t James after all. But the deer just keeps doing really vague things that could be James. And they spend the rest of the afternoon having to decide if this really is James and if it is, if he’s messing with them or if something’s wrong, and if he’s not, did they just kidnap a deer?

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theflavourofyourlips
#DID YOU REPLACE ME#i'm cryign#james potter#harry potter
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thy-lovelylionheart
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sepulchritude

does anyone have that video where lizzie is roasting the life out of mr darcy and turn down for what is playing in the background?

here you go

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sepulchritude

I’m crying I didn’t know that was the name of it 😂😂😂

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thebibliosphere

Assume I’m dead if I ever stop reblogging this.

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themarydragon

I reblogged this yesterday and showed it to my friend Mark and now he’s listening to P&P audio and I am just so happy now.

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jaketheawful

@vanellatea IT’S BACK

#rOOOOOOOOOSE#pride and prejudice
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