There’s my prodigy! What’s good with you? I’m doing well. There’s so much love here. It’s fuckin’ insane. I don’t know what to do with myself.

Your prodigy?! Get outta here holy shit, my brotha. That just gave me shivers, being complimented by you? The goat? Bye me, Don’t have too much fun. You gotta get back to the states and make some music with me.

So I’ve kind of had a hectic few weeks with Infinity War coming out and everything and I’ve been asked all sorts of different questions in interviews but the most frequent one I’ve gotten would have to be ‘do you really not know anything?’ and the answer to that is yes. It’s quite sad and unfair how little I know compared to everyone else, but it’s only cause I’ve had a few slip ups where I’ve spoiled some things so they won’t let me know jack shit now – but who doesn’t? Nobody’s ‘the best’ at keeping secrets and everyone spoils movies every now and then, so I shouldn’t be the poster boy for bad secret keeping.

It’s absolutely hilarious that they were giving y’all fake scripts. Like that is a level of extra that I can get behind but it would definitely drive me nuts if I was you working on the film. I mean, it’s not like you accidentally insta-lived the first 20 minutes of Ragnorok from inside your pocket. Cough Mark cough. But speaking of posters, you diiiiiid show everyone the IW poster on insta soooo. Like, fam. That’s pretty bad. Still love you though, man. No worries. 

When you win six grammys then disappear to go on a world tour.. My bad, fam. I’ll be sure to pop in more next. Coming at you from China. It’s a whole vibe over here that I can definitely keep up with. I might not come back to the states. If you don’t know me then you might have to get your life and keep up. What’s goodie though? What did I miss?

There he is! The man. The myth. The legend. Mr. Hawaiian Superman Himself. What’s good, Bruno man? China is so dang lucky right now, no joke.

Talk about a huge compliment from one of the greatest to ever do the show. Witney is amazing and very lucky to have been paired up with her this season. She definitely knows how to kick my ass in rehearsals. That is for sure. 

Get outta here with that haha many thanks, my man. I had the time of my life on my Dancing journey. It’s all about having fun. Those Utah natives know how to whip us men into shape but it’s all worth it come show day, am I right?

I may not know much about basketball, but I do know I like seeing boys sweat and shout obscenities at each other while playing games. I’m in. Are you going to buy me cute swag or nah?

(Basket)Ball is life, baby. Of course imma hook my girl up with the most dope swag. If you’re gonna bandwagon this team, you can at least look like one of us.

@socamilamendes: For which team and where are we gonna sit?

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