eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

boys will get into bed and be like "brbrbrbrbr eeehehehehee!! so cozy and comfy!! mmmmm"

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

exact opposite energy

finding out bruce in The Batman is a zillenial caused me existential dread at first, but actually it's sooo funny. bruce wayne was on youtube watching bring me to life amvs of sasuke and shadow and going "they're just like me fr"

This is missing an important addition:

gay bars across the US used to refuse to sell orange juice because of anita bryant and now we can’t even get basic gays to stop going to chick-fil-a every week

thursday evening—post classic pikachu to invoke a blessing

new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

I made a joke a while back about how people putting lists of trauma triggers and other personally identifying info in their bios were "giving out their elemental resistances" and people responded by making it into a reblog game where they listed their fears and trauma triggers like a jrpg

so know that this is where I'm coming from when I say most of tumblr hasn't passed the "reading for theme and intent" stage of literacy development (and also honestly probably needs to take a cyber safety class)

that went hella left

Amazing, that the west that accused China of ‘vaccine diplomacy’ for… donating vaccines to poor countries, is the same one doing this. Honestly, sickening.

Bangladesh abstained from the vote entirely because it’s not their fucking problem and now people are celebrating trying to murder their most vulnerable people, as if the leadership hasn’t gotten vaccines, as if this isn’t how vaccine resistant strains develop