These look like the little soot things from that one Studio Ghibli movie.

Soot sprites!!

okay we've all been joking about how it's a crime that now the bots are taking ACTUALLY GOOD urls that could have gone to real people but this is my fucking breaking point. you put that back where you found it NOW

well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!

god forbid girls commit election fraud

Brutus committed to the bit 100%.

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

Beware the Ides of March

This just seems the right time to share that my grandmother once told the family her second cousin had "erotic autism" instead of an aortic aneurysm

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

PURPLE KISS ♡ Sweet Juice / 2023

Ok folks, we all like having fun with the ides, but you realize that our boy Gaius was the good guy here, right? Or well, calling Gaius Julius Caesar "good" in any sense is just stupid (*cough* galli genocide *cough*), but the fact is that the guys who stabbed him were the generational-wealth posh folk who didn't like he was filling the Senate with plebs and actually using money to make the life of the low-class Roman folk better, so I'm not sure in that particular case they were the good guys.

you know what? fair.

also, I love you all, folks, tumblr is the only place on the net where we can spend two days discussing about who was the good guy in a political assesination from over 2k years ago and not doing it from a "I must show them I'm right and they aren't" perspective, and even actually have fun about it. You all are fantastic.

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

true emotion of venus finally identified 

unrelated, but you are also julius caesar