When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"
me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
i mean . no shit?
Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that
Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao
PENIS BLAST
this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
its monday. lets get on it cunts
this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
eleventh plague. emails.
Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go
as per my last plague,
Arcade realizes the weirdo he is traveling with isn't actually naive but instead the most selfless person he ever met and he has many thoughts about that...
"[black character] just doesn't have enough material, that's why they're boring" tell me why y'all want to fuck the drider then. or he-who-was. or samson dragonage. tell me why fan demand got cullen brought up from being a side npc to a main character. or got halsin turned into a companion. quickly now.
