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why did augie burn his hand on the griddle

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Leia, puppeteer and maker. 27. alternate between bi and pan depending on which pisses you off more
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milfbro

I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

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chromegnomes

This is a painting of a monarch whose individual personality and even bodily presence are a mere footnote within the legacy of bloodshed that built the throne he occupies. This is the only way it's possible to depict him. It's a photograph of his soul

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veeranger

this man personally inspired decades worth of showa scientists inventing shit like ultra death beams and juice that makes your eyes explode who think that these inventions could be used for the betterment of mankind somehow

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is there something wrong with you folks or what

We’re here aren’t we?

[ID: Dr. Serizawa from Godzilla (1954) says “But, I believe I can find a use for the Oxygen Destroyer that would benefit society.”

Three consecutive reblogs have tagged the post, “he’s kinda spicy actually,” “very sexy of him,” and “dreamy.”

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bogleech

He’s the opposite of an evil unethical mad weapon inventor though. The oxygen destroyer was the only thing that stopped Godzilla, then he burned all his research so nobody could ever build it again to turn against humans.

This left the profound understanding that we would simply all be doomed if we allow Godzilla (ie, nuclear war) to come back

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