Wouldn't be surprised if someone's already done it but I saw Bertha in da house and was compelled

You know? I get why dads grill.

It gets them outside, it gets them focused on the here and now, it takes their minds off of worries and stressors, they provide food for the family, and its just really fun.

You are so right. And you get to click click.

Also: FIRE

wheres the modern au where phil and tallulah are supporting their twitch streamer family member chayanne who does cooking streams and plays games

phil is qphil but he's still Philza Minecraft yknow. he did streaming. so did techno and missa.

imagine youre watching a 12 year old stream like league of legends in german and suddenly philza fucking minecraft drops in like hey king hows it going. someone redeemed hydro check so i refilled your water bottle. make sure to take a break soon, get some fresh air. love you.

this is way too much of an artist’s habitat like there’s been no schedule no syllabus no structure so far. but im not paying for anything so i can’t have too much of an opinion

okay at least no one else knows wtf is going on and our prof hasnt even showed up yet but the sunset was divine

This is the exact reason I sent him back to this spot in particular!! You get it, prev.

Hey I keep thinking about this question.

For further elaboration; you will be perfectly healthy without it, and face no complications relating specifically to that thing. You can still get exhausted from physical work and need to sit down and rest, but you won't have to be completely unconscious to recover. Likewise, your nutrients will stay balanced and you stay at your current weight, but you won't need any food. You can drink if you want, but its not needed if you don't eat.

And you absolutely CANNOT do what you choose ever again. no enjoying good food or enjoying a comfortable nap. Make your choice.

Reblog if you want it will be appreciated 👍

Include step and half siblings if you so desire

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

"Don't you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?" It sucked and it sucked and now I don't care. I just remember the sucking.

You spend an extended period of time fighting your own brain to keep it on task and motivated. Once the task is done you get like 30 seconds of "Okay, it's done. I did it and it's good." Then you blink 3 times and turn 106 degrees to the left; suddenly your brain has promptly jumped to the next thing and completely forgotten the accomplishment.

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

well damn

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

Sneaky kisses

Happy Friday.. @misssquirrel @carnalreincarnated @iamboundtowhen

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT GO INTO THE ASEXUAL TAG!! YOU NEED A GARLIC BREAD SWORD TO KILL BOTS AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE FIRST!!! NO GERMAN BOY WAIT!!!

Oh Mein Gott! Zis is ein tag full of botspammen!

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY WHAT DID I SAY THE BOTS THIRST FOR BLOOD

THEY THIRST.

NOT FOR BLOOD OR A DRINK BUT THEY DO THIRST

↑ @catinasink

love the enthusiasm but my post with the most notes only has 700 ish you're not doing that

thats what you think ^^

It’ll happen

if you guys somehow get this to 10,000 (impossible btw) i will out this post and eat it

You forgot to type “print”

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

5 Long Years

Happy borth Birdza:D